How did Evil Dead (remake) get great reviews?

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Man this one by far one of the worst movies i have ever seen.

Granted, I didn't watch the original, so i had no idea what to expect. But the reviews said it was good, so i got suckered into it.

The dialogue is laughable. The actors ugly and dumb and couldn't act for shyt. There were unnecessary bullshyt like

Let me taste your cum
I literally laughed out in the theater.

There were only 5 people on a Thursday afternoon, and I heard some old lady yell "this is fukking stupid" and walk out.

Not scary, dumb, turned into a gore slasher, unexplained, the worst part is that there will be a sequel because of the reviews and box office.
 

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I'm a fan of the original and I thought the remake was good. If you didn't like this then you might not like the original one.
Seeing Jessica Lucas ( :takedat: ) was a bonus, too.
 

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Man this one by far one of the worst movies i have ever seen.

Granted, I didn't watch the original, so i had no idea what to expect. But the reviews said it was good, so i got suckered into it.

The dialogue is laughable. The actors ugly and dumb and couldn't act for shyt. There were unnecessary bullshyt like

Let me taste your cum
I literally laughed out in the theater.

There were only 5 people on a Thursday afternoon, and I heard some old lady yell "this is fukking stupid" and walk out.

Not scary, dumb, turned into a gore slasher, unexplained, the worst part is that there will be a sequel because of the reviews and box office.

stopped reading right there
 

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good for a horror remake :manny:

i was entertained, but not something im gonna watch over and over again. would probably check out the sequel.
 

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Man this one by far one of the worst movies i have ever seen.

Granted, I didn't watch the original, so i had no idea what to expect. But the reviews said it was good, so i got suckered into it.

The dialogue is laughable. The actors ugly and dumb and couldn't act for shyt. There were unnecessary bullshyt like

Let me taste your cum
I literally laughed out in the theater.

There were only 5 people on a Thursday afternoon, and I heard some old lady yell "this is fukking stupid" and walk out.

Not scary, dumb, turned into a gore slasher, unexplained, the worst part is that there will be a sequel because of the reviews and box office.
stopped reading right there. How the fukk you gon go see Evil Dead remake and not have seen the original? I swear some of you dudes are fukking retarded.
 

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Maybe I just don't like straight horror/demon/gore flicks but I agree.

I never saw Evil Dead 1 or 2.

Army of Darkness was cool for what it was.

LOVED Cabin in The Woods*.

Characters just acted stupid/illogical for no reason

Why did the brother leave the car keys in the house he was about to set on fire?

Despite all the gore/grossout was actually kind of boring.

The climax/final monster was WEAK!

The cameo at the very end was beyond pointless.

Wasn't terrible, just boring and a waste of 90 minutes.

*I think CiTW has ruined these simple birdbrained horror movies for me.
 

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Fresh: 85
Rotten: 51
Average Rating 6.2/10

Wouldn't say it got great reviews
 

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I caught on to something a few may of missed
evil-dead-cast.jpg

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Olivia-->Velma
Eric--> Shaggy
David-->Fred
Natalie-->Daphne
Grandpa the Dog--> Scooby Doo
 
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