hell nah she woulda been shyt out of luck...from homo erectus
id be fukkin a giraffe or a got damn me flamingo...
Raw??Dem titties, though…
When Adam gazed upon the nakedness of the woman whom God had made for him, he instantaneously grew stiff. The woman likewise, upon the visual consumption of the totality of the figure of the new man, grew increasingly weakened below the waist. Adam rushed over to embrace her and in so doing, accidentally penetrated her perfectly lubricated opening. For a brief instant, the pair experienced the feelings of shock, pleasure, horror and disgust, simultaneously.
The woman ejected Adam out of her. But after having had a taste of this divine bliss it was only a matter of time before they gave it another try.
- Courtesy of the Angel whose name shall not be uttered by human lips.
The woman ejected Adam out of her. But after having had a taste of this divine bliss it was only a matter of time before they gave it another try.
- Courtesy of the Angel whose name shall not be uttered by human lips.
levitate
I love you, you know.
Nooooo
Hellelujah
Vandelay
Life is absurd. Lean into it.
They did what felt good until something came out.
Breh, half the world was in the same situation before porn. You think that everyone's parents told them where to stick it, especially in conservative-ass cultures where they don't even talk about that shyt? They figure it out just fine.
/thread
IVS
Superstar
They watched the animals. And figured it out
Taadow
The StarchBishop™️
Go deeper:
How did they come up with the idea of putting seeds in the dirt and growing more plants?
How did they come up with making their own fire?
How did they get the fire to stay where they could roast animals over it?
How did they come up with the idea of putting seeds in the dirt and growing more plants?
How did they come up with making their own fire?
How did they get the fire to stay where they could roast animals over it?