How did yall find out there was no Santa?

[ProfessionallyTrill]

Did yall folks just break it to you or did yall catch a nikka takin his beard off?

Share

 

[Ooh Marty]

I was 6 yrs old, woke up at around 12 to use the bathroom and caught my pops and uncle bringing in 7-10 huge bags of toys

My slow ass uncle tried to convince me that I was dreaming and when I fell asleep, he sprinkled the green sprinkles from the sugar cookies we baked for "Santa" around my bed

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

When i heard that he comes down a chimney but my house has none. Mama tried to say "oh he comes thru keyholes" but i was like


Plus i never knew a fat white man that nice with slaves making shyt just to give away


I still sell my daughter on it though.

 

[DarlingNikki]

My parents never lied to me, and I told everyone in school.

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

I was 6 yrs old, woke up at around 12 to use the bathroom and caught my pops and uncle bringing in 7-10 huge bags of toys

My slow ass uncle tried to convince me that I was dreaming and when I fell asleep, he sprinkled the green sprinkles from the sugar cookies we baked for "Santa" around my bed

u lyin

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

when i realized mom dukes and santa had the same handwriting

 

[Token]

My sister told me ....My mom had wrote me a letter and pretended like it was from santa. My sister took one look at it and was like

Her: You know thats ma's handwriting, right?

Me: Shut up, Santa got my letter and sent me one back.

Her: He not real tho...

Me: Stop lying.


I'm still mad she did that.

 

[Ooh Marty]

u lyin

:naw:

I'm dead ass serious!!! I remember so vividly because it was the same year my pops cursed out Santa's elf at the mall for not taking my pic with Santa

I love my uncle but he is a fukkin bird brain.

 

[Dada]

Didn't even know Santa was a thing. I remember being 3 and trying to find the presents. My parents worked hard for em, made them extra special. No Santa needed.

When i heard that he comes down a chimney but my house has none. Mama tried to say "oh he comes thru keyholes"

 

[Sierra Mist]

My parents told me since I was little.

 

[Black Magisterialness]

when i realized that mom always brought in bags that "weren't for me" all the time around October - November....and that gifts ONLY got wrapped when i wasn't home...

 

[havoc00]

hes real fakkits

 

[marcuz]

i don't think my parents understand the point of giving credit to 'santa'

i always knew it was them buying my gifts

 

[Rufus Dufus]

My parents told me the truth from the beginning.

Never understood why parents would let their kid believe in Santa.

You spent your hard earned money buying your kid gifts, and then you're gonna let some imaginary dude take the credit?

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

My parents never lied to me, and I told everyone in school.

U n misty make a good couple with yall cynicalness lol mikki