How did yall find out there was no Santa?

[marcuz]

what y'all know about tearing the bottom of presents to see what it was

 

[Po pimp]

Common sense. Wasn't no fat white man coming to the hood in a red jumpsuit, nevermind the fact that we didn't have a fireplace.

 

[Versa]

My mom kept it 100 with me when I was like 4. Gonna tell my kids even younger than that.

Santa Claus can eat two dikks.

 

[lox123]

i might've believed in santa untill i was like 4. But The only thing i remember about christmas was going to toys r us and my mom saying i could have whatever i want as long as it was about 16 bucks
- i remember when i wanted a genesis my mom gave the told me to save my money up

Yeah same here lol.. Ma gave us a limit on how much to spend

Since when did Santa have a $600 budget

Remember me and my sis cuttin deals on how we gon split the money up and get the most bang for the buck.

 

[mozichrome]

i cant recall believing in Santa. maybe i did when i was younger, but my memory doesnt allow me think back then


anyway, my fam never did the whole Christmas tree or wrapped me & my brother presents. I heard my mother 1 time tell my dad get the presents out trunk or car on Christmas. And I played with my stuff way before Christmas came & put it back when my parents got off work & came home

 

[Danie84]

Or tearing little pieces of the gift wrapping paper throughout the week, and turning the taped part to the front so your mother would never be suspicious

 

[Versa]

what y'all know about tearing the bottom of presents to see what it was

memories

What you know about holding the gift up to the lightbulb and trying to see through the semi-transparent cheap ass gift wrap though?

Caught a couple W's with this technique myself.

Finding out early that you got Metroid Prime for the Nintendo Gamecube and Power Rangers Turbo Rescue Megazord Set early >>>>>

 

[brookiecookie]

I never believed in Santa. I just used to pretend for my parents until i was about 5.

I remember in first grade I told all the kids at the lunch table that he wasn't real and magic was the for the devil and one girl's mom came and yelled at me so I told the teacher. They made her pull her child out of school.
Went to a Christian private school.

 

[Brehmington Steele]

my dad died on thanksgiving eve, and my mom was trying to extend the belief for that next chrismas, but when I came back to school kids in my class were debating it so I kinda figured it out. asked her about it and she explained it well. can't wait to do santa for my kids someday.

 

[Ninjaz In Paris]

I was 8 years old... ...I set out the cookies for Santa Clause around 9pm before I went to bed. I only left out 3 cookies & thought maybe Santa might want another one so I snuck downstairs around 11 to add another cookie & saw my mom eating the cookies... I was traumatized...

 

[Mike Ock]

I was doing all types of dumb shyt throughout the year and still get gifts i wanted ...that's when I then something ain't right ....then woke up in the middle of the night t take a piss and seen my dad walking into the living room like with wrapped gifts..then my older bro gave me the news and was on some and I was thinking to myself "I been cursing like a muhfuka this year"...I think I was like 8.

 

[GhettoTeK]

I remember at one Christmas party my dad was the one dressing up as Santa, and I'm like (actually pointing) "You're Dad! Not Santa!" Of course I'ma recognize my dad but he was like "Be quiet, there's kids smaller than you here"

 

[GhettoTeK]

He is real

 

[b_low_brown]

back in the day, we dead broke, i mean dead, damn near wondering how the next meal coming broke

my mother tells us, well we cant get any presents because we aint keeping our room clean

so me and my siblings clean up our room to the point of perfection, we pull out the mop buckets and all

then to add a touch, we go to the corner store and steal some coca cola and some cookies (got that idea from the old commercial, thought that shyt would work)

we leave the cookies on a plate, and a glass of coke, go to sleep, get up the next morning and we aint got a present at all, makes matters worst its roaches in the cookies and the coke

threw the idea of santa in the bushes from that point on.

Damn.. The struggle was real

 

[Jone2three45]

When I saw gifts being wrapped when I was in 1st grade,
The buildings of santa have been crushed ever since.