How did yall find out there was no Santa?

[DarlingNikki]

U n misty make a good couple with yall cynicalness lol mikki

Lol. I'm not cynical, I'm an angel. But we are great tho, thank you boo!

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

Lol. I'm not cynical, I'm an angel. But we are great tho, thank you boo!

yes you are cynical! The bill maher of the tlr

 

[DarlingNikki]

yes you are cynical! The bill maher of the tlr

Lol. I guess, I'll drink to that!

 

[fukkyalifestyle]

somebody explain to me how santa isnt a pedophile? he matches the defintion of a pedophile to a tee

 

[Sierra Mist]

U n misty make a good couple with yall cynicalness lol mikki

Mikki Is the best. But I'm not all that cynical.


Guys I found some funny Santa logic memes. Post em in a bit.

 

[bubba scotch]

Me "how is santa gonna get inside if we dont have no chimney "

Mom " You're right, I guess you ain't gettin no presents "

Me ""

she basically told me santa isn't real after that

 

[bufu]

I remember at one Christmas party my dad was the one dressing up as Santa, and I'm like (actually pointing) "You're Dad! Not Santa!" Of course I'ma recognize my dad but he was like "Be quiet, there's kids smaller than you here"

 

[concise]

There was never any Christmas bullshyt in my house, so there was no believing in Santa to begin with.

 

[cornercommission2k12]

back in the day, we dead broke, i mean dead, damn near wondering how the next meal coming broke

my mother tells us, well we cant get any presents because we aint keeping our room clean

so me and my siblings clean up our room to the point of perfection, we pull out the mop buckets and all

then to add a touch, we go to the corner store and steal some coca cola and some cookies (got that idea from the old commercial, thought that shyt would work)

we leave the cookies on a plate, and a glass of coke, go to sleep, get up the next morning and we aint got a present at all, makes matters worst its roaches in the cookies and the coke

threw the idea of santa in the bushes from that point on.

 

[dabestkeptsecret]

i might've believed in santa untill i was like 4. But The only thing i remember about christmas was going to toys r us and my mom saying i could have whatever i want as long as it was about 16 bucks
- i remember when i wanted a genesis my mom gave the told me to save my money up

 

[Money Be Green]

One of the homies at school told me he wasn't real when I was 8

 

[Heafcliffe]

i might've believed in santa untill i was like 4. But The only thing i remember about christmas was going to toys r us and my mom saying i could have whatever i want as long as it was about 16 bucks
- i remember when i wanted a genesis my mom gave the told me to save my money up

Talk about putting 2 and 2 together...

I found out by fukking staying up all night one year and heard dem mufukkas arguing as they were putting shyt together all quiet like. Pops dropping shyt, moms yelling at em for dropping shyt, etc.

 

[3rdLetter]

when i realized mom dukes and santa had the same handwriting

This, plus I saw toys through a Toy r Us bag a couple weeks before Christmas. Moms said they weren't for me. Opened presents on Christmas morning and it was the same stuff

 

[marcuz]

i might've believed in santa untill i was like 4. But The only thing i remember about christmas was going to toys r us and my mom saying i could have whatever i want as long as it was about 16 bucks
- i remember when i wanted a genesis my mom gave the told me to save my money up

that's rough

 

[Danie84]

I saw my mother sneaking my gifts behind her vanity mirror.


And, I'm a NYC kid. There ain't no chimneys on apartment building roofs.