All different chicks:
Went over to the house and she opened the door and said "Hey sweetheart" and when she said "hey" the breath from the "h" syllable hit me in the face and I could smell the latex.
Went over to the house to hit, strapped up to go in, slid into the walls with no resistance, she was already open.
Found the "I still love you" texts in the sent folder.
Saw the old school car pulling out of the garage, heard the Flowmasters pulling off before I pulled up.
Got the same text twice in a row. She forgot to not copy and paste convo's correctly.
Her mom called me yelling and asked why I droppedher daughter off so late the night before. I was at work the night before.
Told me she was pregnant and told me not to tell nobody, I told her mom and she got ghost. The baby came out mixed.
These were all from 16-23.
Oddly enough, I'm glad I'm not stuck with them broads.They are currently ruining other dudes lives in much more severe ways since we're all older.
Came out of college and been moderately h.o.h since.