Ohh i see then watch movie with her and cook some barice
Yeah the ass whooping would leave you good few scars just make sure not to call em up and ask him when exactly theu will be home cause that will cause suspicious.
I remember having the crib to myself one weekend my pops shows out of no where banging the door when i thought they were coming in monday not sunday caught me off guard wallahi somali parents are sneaky like that.
One thing i do with chicks is put the room temperature down to the chick feels cold which means she gon snuggle with you