How Do I Set An Ambience For When A Girl Comes Thru?

[TRY GOD]

Get you some scented candles, Lavender preferably.
If you can cook anything, do it, if not order something like Chinese.
DO NOT play any Drake! Go Google Body And Soul: Night Moods and either find a download, or download each individual song from youtube.
Don't watch a movie, movies are mentally consuming. Meaning if you watch a movie she gonna be into the movie and not you.
Sit on a couch, preferably a love seat if you have one.

Sounds like you got all the SIMPtoms to be taken advantage of. Expect your crib to be cased and robbed.

If a bytch is coming to my spot, which already breaks rule #1 don't bring a bytch to the place where you live, then best be leave I'mma have on my thinnest basketball shorts with a hard on, cause that chick must have already had her bottom knocked out at my spot beforehand.

 

[Ooh Marty]

just turn on a young jeezy album and get me a cheesy beef from portillos and some lavender body oil and Im gucci!

 

[BlackAchilles]

I been too shook to watch that shyt, imma have to prep myself beforehand & have her in extra extra spooning mode

It's not really scary so much as it is dark/macabre, but a lot of it is actually funny/absurd or sexy and racy.

 

[BocaRear]

Sounds like you got all the SIMPtoms to be taken advantage of. Expect your crib to be cased and robbed.

If a bytch is coming to my spot, which already breaks rule #1 don't bring a bytch to the place where you live, then best be leave I'mma have on my thinnest basketball shorts with a hard on, cause that chick must have already had her bottom knocked out at my spot beforehand.

You don't have to fukk to have fun, you don't have to drink to have fun either,

You nikkas are killing the romance forreal, it's autumn, I want to hibernate with my cute female & chill & snuggle bubble breh

 

[BlvdBrawler]

I'm not romantic anymore but if I were you I'd go with a nice song by Enya.

Do not go with Enya. Trust me...

 

[BocaRear]

just turn on a young jeezy album and get me a cheesy beef from portillos and some lavender body oil and Im gucci!

Cheesy beef, I ain't Tryna have this chick farting all over my parents bed & my living room sofa

& jeezy ain't no romantical

But the lavender body oil is

 

[Caca-faat]

Buy a couple bottles of nice prosecco some elderflower cordial, a bag of weed and some stand up comedy. The comedy will relax her along with the prosecco and the weed you can also use that time to eat pizza or chinese. By the time the comedy is finished build a spliff each and put on the slow jams. Pour the prosecco light a spliff and get to work. Damn I need a man, good times.

 

[Tommy Knocks]

Play some ethnic somali music, and cook her some Zab and wear your Thobe, Keffiyeh and Muhammad sandals, actually you in the house, so of course you must answer barefoot. Make sure you strategically place a Koran on the coffee table, and your prayer rug some where in the living room facing mecca so she knows you're a righteous man and potential husband. Set that islamic essense in the house breh

 

[Lil Big Daddy]

So my moms & pops gonna be away & I want to bring this chick over to chill, I need that love guru method, that Barney Stinson over-standing Barry white deep chocolate fondant love. I wanna smooch this chick all over her neck as I lightly massage her lady parts & spoon her all night on my sofa, just lay there watching a movie type shyt (no fukking)
But I wanna make sure she comfortable the whole time, how do I set the romantical ambience brehs?

What music is a panty dropper? I'm thinking drizzy but I know u nikkas are keeping romance jams from the 90s to yourselves
What movie will have her in that snuggle mode?
Do I feed her or nah?

Help your resident simpleton

bruh

all u need to do is blow some loud just before she come thru n cook sumn
when a thot smells them two smells its a rap

 

[KOOL-AID]

Damn you @KOOL-AID

Lmao nikka I changed my avi and display info

 

[mortuus est]

Buy a couple bottles of nice prosecco some elderflower cordial, a bag of weed and some stand up comedy. The comedy will relax her along with the prosecco and the weed you can also use that time to eat pizza or chinese. By the time the comedy is finished build a spliff each and put on the slow jams. Pour the prosecco light a spliff and get to work. Damn I need a man, good times.

 

[BocaRear]

Play some ethnic somali music, and cook her some Zab and wear your Thobe, Keffiyeh and Muhammad sandals, actually you in the house, so of course you must answer barefoot. Make sure you strategically place a Koran on the coffee table, and your prayer rug some where in the living room facing mecca so she knows you're a righteous man and potential husband. Set that islamic essense in the house breh

 

[NSSVO]

Buy drinks. Ask her what she wants to eat. Clean your house. Candles or some smell good shyt. A movie, funnier the better. Nothing to make that bytch think. Then you can throw on some popish rap or in my case, house. Converse, offer a massage to break the walls down. Then whip out your dikk.

 

[RealAssanova]

@BocaRear fam, u somali....fukk is febreeze?

put shorty on da uunsi game.

 

[Max B]

@BocaRear fam, u somali....fukk is febreeze?

put shorty on da uunsi game.

uunsi game

Ma nikka you already knoww