How do people that work in offices do it ?

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seems like sitting long hours everyday would take a year or two off your life

 

[TheBigBopper]

Yeah it sucks. Trading floors aren't bad though

 

[JoseLuisGotcha]

“People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.” Ogden Nash

 

[killacal]

Disagree 100%.




Sales work is underrated

Lately I've been slanging overpriced apartments to yuppies and its been pretty interesting, meeting tons of new women... Learning about the art of sales manipulation... Stimulating stuff if you like psychology

I used to get off on that shyt when I used to sell cell phones. Id talk a basic blackberry up, and have someone ready to buy it for 399 on an upgrade while my coworker sitting at the comp next to me was selling it for 99

Customer why is his 99 dollars

Me He has a different upgrade its for long tier customers, cash or credit

Credit

Me Just made 110 bucks off their dumb asses :foh:

 

[ugksam]

I used to get off on that shyt when I used to sell cell phones. Id talk a basic blackberry up, and have someone ready to buy it for 399 on an upgrade while my coworker sitting at the comp next to me was selling it for 99

Customer why is his 99 dollars

Me He has a different upgrade its for long tier customers, cash or credit

Credit

Me Just made 110 bucks off their dumb asses :foh:

how is he dumb when youre sittin there blowing smoke up his ass? do you just have to tell yourself that so that you dont feel as bad about fukking someone over?

 

[killacal]

how is he dumb when youre sittin there blowing smoke up his ass? do you just have to tell yourself that so that you dont feel as bad about fukking someone over?

Cuz he came in with a print out for 99 bucks and i mind fukked him into paying 300 dollars more for an out dated cell phone all by acting like I knew what i was talking about.

He was one of your kind :foh:

 

[ugksam]

Cuz he came in with a print out for 99 bucks and i mind fukked him into paying 300 dollars more for an out dated cell phone all by acting like I knew what i was talking about.

He was one of your kind :foh:

how is that mind fukking someone? all you did was lie to them and overcharge em. that isnt even a skill.

 

[killacal]

how is that mind fukking someone? all you did was lie to them and overcharge em. that isnt even a skill.

He believed my bullshyt which sounded very professional so yes I mind fukked him and did it infront of his young girlfriend I knew he was tricking on to make him seem cheap if he didnt want to pay it

 

[Atlrocafella]

It can be difficult, But I have my Ipod to keep me entertained, and I make sure I take my 1hour lunch break just to get away from the office..

I definitely don't plan on doing this shyt for the rest of my life, going to definitely be in something else in the next 4 years, whether music or politics.

 

[ugksam]

h

He believed my bullshyt which sounded very professional so yes I mind fukked him and did it infront of his young girlfriend I knew he was tricking on to make him seem cheap if he didnt want to pay it

what are you doin at the cricket store? a guy as skilled as you should be in hollywood conning the rich and famous out of millions.

 

[Chris.B]

it keeps me thinking at a higher level

 

[Kilgore Trout]

i work in engineering.......so Im always moving around. When im actually doing work, Im too focused on what Im doing to get bored or distracted.

 

[Ricky Church]

The paycheck

this.

Money Talks.

 

[killacal]

h

what are you doin at the cricket store? a guy as skilled as you should be in hollywood conning the rich and famous out of millions.

:foh: It was Verizon and I was 18

 

[ugksam]

:foh: It was Verizon and I was 18

i got nothing to be mad about. you got pimped out by verizon to the point where you have no moral issues with screwing over a fellow human so that you could make a couple bucks. you are a corporate whore.