How do you feel about your partner farting or telling you they have to fart?

[Sad Bunny]

Like --- she just texted me and told me she was trying to pass gas because her stomach hurts

That's kind of a turn off

My PAWG never let one slip around me :wow2:

Half the time, i didn't think she ever used the bathroom

how do yall feel about this? :lupe2:

 

[CaughtInTWebb]

Doesn't bother me.....first time my wife farted around me I died laughing......

 

[MoneyTron]

I laugh breh.

 

[HalfwayHandsome]

as lomg as they dont crop dust those are the worst. u walking and suddenly the weather change around your face

 

[Sad Bunny]

Doesn't bother me.....first time my wife farted around me I died laughing......

I laugh breh.

I know. I need to lighten up and stop bytching. It just caught me off guard right now while at work.

Did yall girl/wife ever fart around a friend or in public?

 

[CaughtInTWebb]

I know. I need to lighten up and stop bytching. It just caught me off guard right now while at work.

Did yall girl/wife ever fart around a friend or in public?

Yes.....

I'm convinced my wife doesn't care.....lol...

but she does say "Excuse Me.", so it is what it is...

 

[ADK]

I be wondering how my dad feel when my moms let out these monster ass burps, she be burping worse than the dudes in this house

 

[sanityovar8ted]

mr lets them mfs go at a moments notice and he dont forewarn me either, but i know if i fed him any beans cabbage or broccoli, to steer clear of him. if we cuddled up together and i got gas i will be like baby u might wanna watch out and politely toot my ass the opposite direction. im used to my husband farting tho, i just be like nikka u need to go take a shyt.

 

[Sad Bunny]

Yes.....

I'm convinced my wife doesn't care.....lol...

but she does say "Excuse Me.", so it is what it is...

how do your friends react?

 

[CaughtInTWebb]

how do your friends react?

First time they were like and started

Now they just laugh....surprisingly.....her farts don't stink....don't matter what she eats.....everytime she farts....they have no smell at all...

 

[Malta]

I feel bad for her cause my diet is high in protein and anyone that consumes a lot of whey protein knows they are a walking cesspool when they let rip. She'd have to eat roadkill for hers to come even close.

 

[LordTaskForce]

I laugh breh.

 

[FreedS[ohh]lave]

any chick who farts or sh!ts or even talks about it in front of me is geting deaded

Men and women are different and were turned on to each other by our differences a broad who tries to be crass and dirty and act like a man is a turn off

 

[sanityovar8ted]

i remember this one time i was at the dr's office in the waiting room. it was early in the morning so i didnt have time to take a shyt before i left home. well my stomach got to bubbling and i was a row of chairs with their backs to each other but nobody was on the row with me, but there was people behind me. i call myself gone let it slide out but that got to stanking real bad. the white lady behind me turned around looking for the source of the smell. i played it cool looking thru my phone. but the white lady was seriously perturbed by the smell. she got up looked around for a minute then she went outside to smoke a cigarette but she kept lookin at me thru the glass , i was so embarrassed.

 

[Azul]

My family has been traditionally very immature when it comes to farting around each other. Its been used as a weapon