Drake is God
Sweeterman
This shyt is mad annoying 

hemorrhoids are the woat.
wait till one of them busts open when you take a shyt.
you look down and it's like a mini Jaws attack took place in your toilet.
Yea that shyt hurt like a motherfukker.
happened to me a couple of times but it didn't hurt.
i was scared as shyt though.
i went in for a colonoscopy and was told all was good.![]()
It didn't hurt?damn guess I was unlucky.
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in general having hemorrhoids hurt and itched like crazy, but when it busted open i didn't feel anything...i just looked into the toilet and saw the aftermath of my anal holocaust.
yea but when mine burst aside from the blood my shyt was throbbing. I couldn't even sit on my ass for a few days.![]()
you gotta put ice cubes in up your butt breh.