DJ Paul's Arm
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Stop using toilet paper and cop flushable baby wipes.
How do you get rid of hemorrhoids?
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GPBear
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Breh the HitMang
Thank You Kobe
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Most don't go away
Jean Jacket
NOPE
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blues_funk_reggae
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Get on a fiber supplement, my pops told me it helps when passing stool.
BelowTheMasonDixon
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it’s happening to me right now
I hate this shyt, don’t ask me how
shyt been happening to me my whole life, recently its been a struggle. Might have to do some medical shyt, cause this other stuff just not working, them joints is a pain in the ass foreal. I'm a tough guy, i don't complain about much, but that shyt low key up there with tooth pain.
ive tried a few things. Some help a little bit, then when I think it’s starting to get better they come back ruthlessly. I can’t do anything after for atleast 12+ hrs since they completely take me out of commission. I’m in the same boat, I think it’s time for me to speak to a doctor no matter how embarrassing it is.
I had these bad when I was a teenager. They haven't affected me too bad in the last 10 years though. I get them rarely if ever nowadays.
A few tips I learned:
1. Drink a lot of water. The less dehydrated you are, the less dry and hard your turds will be
2. Fix up your diet. Your ratio of fruits and vegetables to meats is probably way off. You should be eating 7 serves of fruit and vegetables for every 3 serves of meat.
3. Take fibre supplements, especially if you're feeling constipated. They help soften your turds and make them easier to pass, as with number 1.
4. Most important of all, avoid straining to pass on the toilet as much as you possibly can. Stressing out your bowels is the single worst thing you can do, the more you strain and try to force out a shyt, the more likely you are to develop a haemmerhoid. If you don't pass within a couple of minutes sitting on the toilet, give up and try again later.
Pretty much the only time I get them now is if I have a combination of a stomach ache and constipation at the same time. If I have that then I can't ignore number 4. It feels worse to keep that toxic waste inside my gut than it does to get the haemorrhoid afterwards
A few tips I learned:
1. Drink a lot of water. The less dehydrated you are, the less dry and hard your turds will be
2. Fix up your diet. Your ratio of fruits and vegetables to meats is probably way off. You should be eating 7 serves of fruit and vegetables for every 3 serves of meat.
3. Take fibre supplements, especially if you're feeling constipated. They help soften your turds and make them easier to pass, as with number 1.
4. Most important of all, avoid straining to pass on the toilet as much as you possibly can. Stressing out your bowels is the single worst thing you can do, the more you strain and try to force out a shyt, the more likely you are to develop a haemmerhoid. If you don't pass within a couple of minutes sitting on the toilet, give up and try again later.
Pretty much the only time I get them now is if I have a combination of a stomach ache and constipation at the same time. If I have that then I can't ignore number 4. It feels worse to keep that toxic waste inside my gut than it does to get the haemorrhoid afterwards
BelowTheMasonDixon
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The scary thing is I've heard that certain treatments like rubber banding and others can cause ED. and I mean hemorrhoids suck, but i'm too young to be risking ed even if that solves the issue.
Just don't push hard when pooping and drink lots of water and lots of greens. I was a vegetarian for more than half my life and I still got one from pushing a baby out, it wasn't painful but I had surgery anyway
Oh and I forgot number 5. Buy a little footstool and keep it in your bathroom. If you're constipated, you will pass easier if you take a squatting position rather than a sitting position like normal. You want to put your feet on the stool and hover your ass over the bowl, something like this
Oh and I forgot number 5. Buy a little footstool and keep it in your bathroom. If you're constipated, you will pass easier if you take a squatting position rather than a sitting position like normal. You want to put your feet on the stool and hover your ass over the bowl, something like this
You're supposed to do that but most people ain't tryna have they draws and pants touching a public toilet or pulling your pants down to your ankles.
It would be better if the toilets were in the ground but us fat ass Americans wouldn't be able to get up