read my updated post breh
how many dates until you're fukking?
- Thread starter TheBigBopper
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The Nigerian
The Realest Member of TheColi
You did the right thing. No means no.just pulled her shirt down and sucked on them until she said "it's too early, and we should slow down"
At that point you look the woman dead in her eye and hit her with the
Start playing videogames or posting on The Coli to underscore your point.
No way in Hell any man should put up with such fvckery while exposing themselves to a dicy legal situation.
2 dates is all thats needed. ... and i'm not the hump and dump kind of guy.
john goodman
All Star
1. "Professional" black women aren't as easy as white women
2. Logistics are the most important.. You need a go to bar within a 5 minute walk of your apartment. Then you invite her over for wine or whatever after 1-2 hours at said bar
3. No food
4. Dnt sit at a table.. Side by side at a bar so you can touch her
I'm doing an okcupid date in 2 hours... Her profile says she's "very serious" about Christianity but I'm still giving it a shot because you really never know these days
2. Logistics are the most important.. You need a go to bar within a 5 minute walk of your apartment. Then you invite her over for wine or whatever after 1-2 hours at said bar
3. No food
4. Dnt sit at a table.. Side by side at a bar so you can touch her
I'm doing an okcupid date in 2 hours... Her profile says she's "very serious" about Christianity but I'm still giving it a shot because you really never know these days
Man I got a work homie who's eating WELL off Tinder....i don't fukk with online but dude been meeting up with some decent looking females that just wanna smash out...
1 or 2 dates is cool but if the physical aspect of shyt aint popped off by then i aint even trippin and im moving on.
1 or 2 dates is cool but if the physical aspect of shyt aint popped off by then i aint even trippin and im moving on.
Kilgore Trout
Banned
You should be trying to make out with her half way through the first date.
Invite her to your crib after and make sure you have a bottle of wine.
havent fukked with online in a while..........too many people know me in my area.
Invite her to your crib after and make sure you have a bottle of wine.
havent fukked with online in a while..........too many people know me in my area.
Illuminatos
#OVOXO
"We don't even have to fukk if she doesn't want to. I'm just glad to be spending quality time with her!"
Sometimes right off the bat. I met this girl online a few years ago. It was a website for people that both had herpes. I had slugged through a good bit of gut sacks on the site, and it had worked out pretty well. Though, there was one demon p*ssy that will haunt me for years. We met up at the local DQ for a hampburger and shake. We had a pleasant conversation. She was a teacher in the area, and had 5 or 6 runts for kids. Anyway, I was living at home with my mom at the time, so I didn't want to take her back to my place. So, we decided we would go feast on each other in the bathroom. We are finishing our shakes and I am underneath the table tuggn it pretty good to get it ready. It was a quite night at the DQ, so we sneak back into the stalls and i lock the door. We get into one of the stalls and I see someone had been spitting mud before us. IT was all over the seat etc. The smell wasn't that bad, because it was mostly that diareaha smell. I'm usually ok with that. I put her legs up, pull her squirrell covers off and start eating her pink pie. As I'm down there, I'm restling with her open blisters. She had a huge break out going on. Between biting the lips and flicking the bean, I have about an equal ratio of blood and juice swooshing around in my mouth. I stand up and pull my shorts down, and throw my wang out. She takes a quick glance and starts to cry. I ask her what is wrong and she says everything. I think her exact words were "Im in the bathroom at a dairy queen in a stall where there is shyt, with some man that I met on a website for std carriers, and on top of that he has the smallest dikk I have ever seen" You talk about getting one in the gut. I was humilliated. I still got her to f*ck but she told me never to call her again.
TheBigBopper
Banned
Thanks for the tips, my Jigga
I'm gonna try number 2 and see if I can get the drawers more effectively that way.
Also, number 4--is that true? I always thought sitting at a small table would make the experience more intimate.
TheBigBopper
Banned
Aye, you probably know the answer to this one--what if I meet the ho in Manhattan and I live in Brooklyn? Should I still try inviting her over? Also, should I try to schedule the date earlier rather than later--say 6 PM as opposed to 8?
Carter G. Hoodson
Tarik is my name ✊✊✊
depends, the girl I'm with now took me nearly 3 months...I respect her for that.
TheBigBopper
Banned
I woulda sent her to the bushes after 2 dates
Kilgore Trout
Banned
later is better and in the future you should be trying to meet a girl closer to home.
If she lives in Manhattan she might invite you to her place. Good luck breh!
Carter G. Hoodson
Tarik is my name ✊✊✊
when you just come your fiance throwing you to the bushes, you just say
let me try something newI did similar to the bolded, that's crazy that you mentioned that.
she dropped the, "i want to do it but i think its too early"
keep in mind a huge caveat here is that her roommates and friends are all SLUTS, my homie smashed one of her best friends. And my other boy smashed her other close friend who is. I got bytches on deck and i already dropped this chick as of last week, I'm just wondering if i dropped her to early
or did the right thing
I just turned 22 this bytch is 20 and i have no time for the games or bullshyt, I'm on my paper and success chase (graduating this fall with honors) and i'm applying to grad school next fall, so I'm quick to throw bytches to the bushes due to the opportunity cost of the whole dating scene.
The only bad thing is she works at my school gym and I'm forced to see this bytch all the time because her section faces the workout area. She already told her coworkers (who one i wanted to smash) that we were talking
. Since i haven't text her and i have been ignoring her for over two weeks I'm sure she'll talk some shyt about me to them.
That wasn't the first time tho
we went to this party and during the end she was talmbout "she's sleepy" i was like we should go to bed together then (implying were going to fukk) she blushed, smiled, turned away for a sec then said the same thing. Such as "it's too early" and she even said "i think people who are together should go to sleep together" is she implying that she wants me to be in a relationship in order to smash?
OOOOOOHHHHHH......
Let that bytch be..lol
