How many of you Brazilian jujitsu black belt Coli nikkaz can get away or fight this dog?

[Primetime21]

I'd have that muhfukking dog laid out with his homie crying at his wake

 

[dennis roadman]

a stomp kick, shrimp out, kick to the side of his head, standing base, and you're good to go

i'd never fight a dog tho

 

[Pill Gates]

I ain't running from no dog that weighs less than 100 pounds . I'd kill it barehanded fairly easy

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Side headlock choke destroys any dog.

Take a dogs back + rear naked coke destroys any dog

Mount and ground and pound destroys any dog

Marcelo Garcia guillotine choke destroys any dog

So basically, friends? Brazillian Jiujitsu destroys any dog. Now if dogs knew brazillian jiujitsu wow, that would be a formidable foe but since they dont their tactics are purely strength based and revolve around tearing. To fight a large dog you may have to give up your forearm, at least. Put the forearm in the dogs mouth and then perform a Marcelo Garcia styled guillotine choke which only requires one hand. Instead of grabbing your hand though you would try to grab your elbow. The choking sensation typically opens a dogs mouth and from there the choke can be completed. The dog cannot last. Sometimes, because dogs are so dumb they'll let you just put them in a front headlock. From this position you can put them to rest and make them sit, lay, and stay like a good dog.

 

[malbaker86]

I'm just here for the creative Superman answers....

 

[Captain Crunch]

I run a 3.3 and have a 50 inch vert, I'll be alright

 

[DaPresident]

Look here, I hate dogs (I live with my sister's and her husbands Sheba Inu )
Like I hate them with a passion (minus Frezno, stated above) I've ran from MANY dogs in my past and this would be no different...

I turn on a whole new speed when it comes to dogs, I'm like a 5.0 in the 40 yd dash...but I turn to CJ2K in that hoe if there's a dog behind me...Me running, and my kick to it's face would put it down for the count...and I'd have a new set of gloves and a pit bull hat for my troubles...

Sorry to you dog lovers, but iont see nothing wrong with whooping a dogs tail...come after me? Oh they dead, buhlee dat!!!

 

[dabestkeptsecret]

If u start running in the first place. Better show that pup whos the alpha male in these streets








But that dog would clear an 8 foot fence no problem
I dont even think a choke chain would hold it back if he was angry enough

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

To you brehs who think you can defeat the dog, my dog looks exactly like that one.
Wanna come try?

 

[Ronnie Lott]

coli nikkas vs. wildlife threads always deliver lets giddit

 

[Steve Piffler]

 

[sang_bleu]

To you brehs who think you can defeat the dog, my dog looks exactly like that one.
Wanna come try?

Please my ancestors used to hunt and fight wolves
One kick to your dogs ribs would seriously fuk it up

 

[malbaker86]

you nikkaz have NO limits

edit: you even slanted his eyes

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Please my ancestors used to hunt and fight wolves
One kick to your dogs ribs would seriously fuk it up

You not ya ancestors plus you underestimating dogs strength.
Some ancestors used to fight lions, you think you can do the same too?

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

you nikkaz have NO limits

edit: you even slanted his eyes

@3Rivers