How many of you Brazilian jujitsu black belt Coli nikkaz can get away or fight this dog?

[Arianne Martell]

 

[ThatTruth777]

stand back I got this

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did yall see how high that motherfukker jumped!

 

[skeetsinternal]

I would fight a dog if I had to, I've been bitten before so I know what to expect

 

[T-K-G]

Side headlock choke destroys any dog.

Take a dogs back + rear naked coke destroys any dog

Mount and ground and pound destroys any dog

Marcelo Garcia guillotine choke destroys any dog

So basically, friends? Brazillian Jiujitsu destroys any dog. Now if dogs knew brazillian jiujitsu wow, that would be a formidable foe but since they dont their tactics are purely strength based and revolve around tearing. To fight a large dog you may have to give up your forearm, at least. Put the forearm in the dogs mouth and then perform a Marcelo Garcia styled guillotine choke which only requires one hand. Instead of grabbing your hand though you would try to grab your elbow. The choking sensation typically opens a dogs mouth and from there the choke can be completed. The dog cannot last. Sometimes, because dogs are so dumb they'll let you just put them in a front headlock. From this position you can put them to rest and make them sit, lay, and stay like a good dog.

maaaaaaan you nikkas :hovlaff::hovlaff::hovlaff:

 

[Mr. Somebody]

I have friends that could chop the side of that dogs nose with the edge of their hand and have it looking like.

When you train hard, wildlife is the least of your worries. This is why you always have martial artists as tamers of animals.

 

[T-K-G]

You not ya ancestors plus you underestimating dogs strength.
Some ancestors used to fight lions, you think you can do the same too?

i wonder how our ancestors used to deal with birds of prey

@Mr. Somebody how you think you'd do against a bald eagle? i got money sayin that shyt would rip ya shoulder muscle clean out

 

[Lord Scion]

 

[King Sun]

Side headlock choke destroys any dog.

Take a dogs back + rear naked coke destroys any dog

Mount and ground and pound destroys any dog

Marcelo Garcia guillotine choke destroys any dog

So basically, friends? Brazillian Jiujitsu destroys any dog. Now if dogs knew brazillian jiujitsu wow, that would be a formidable foe but since they dont their tactics are purely strength based and revolve around tearing. To fight a large dog you may have to give up your forearm, at least. Put the forearm in the dogs mouth and then perform a Marcelo Garcia styled guillotine choke which only requires one hand. Instead of grabbing your hand though you would try to grab your elbow. The choking sensation typically opens a dogs mouth and from there the choke can be completed. The dog cannot last. Sometimes, because dogs are so dumb they'll let you just put them in a front headlock. From this position you can put them to rest and make them sit, lay, and stay like a good dog.

 

[Spy]

I'd elbow its eyes inside its skull and crush its brain with its own optical organs.

 

[sang_bleu]

You not ya ancestors plus you underestimating dogs strength.
Some ancestors used to fight lions, you think you can do the same too?

Lions are a different ball game
Once I unlock my retard strength it is over,yeah dogs are strong but if it came down to it I would go bat shyt ape crazy

 

[DALLASMAVERICKS]

im a grown ass man, fukk is that little dog gon do to me? :mcamby:
shyt would be a wrap in bout 3 minutes if i had some steel toe boots on

 

[Ronnie Lott]

That gif

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

To you brehs who think you can defeat the dog, my dog looks exactly like that one.
Wanna come try?

and he gave mj the asian eyes...these remixes just won't stop.

 

[Ronnie Lott]

I would fight a dog if I had to, I've been bitten before so I know what to expect

Were you bitten by a pit like this tho

 

[skeetsinternal]

Were you bitten by a pit like this tho

Nah, I just a pack of german shepards who hunted their own food