How many times a week you think----I will kill this Bytch------?

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So I ask the lady "Should we get this one (.8lbs of chopped meat) and she's texting and quickly says "no we need more" . So my silly ass picks up the package that is 1.5 lbs and says "How about this one?" and while texting looking at me, the lady says no. I almost lost my fukking shyt.


I can see the frustration, but the bytch clearly said more...if you cant seem to give her what she wants............................:manny:
 

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Or when they start asking questions about something on tv when if they shut up they would know what's going on. A couple weeks back we're watching the fight and she's asking who the boxers are, where they're from, their records......I told her if she stopped looking at me asking questions and shut up and look at the tv all answers were there. Where's the Ike Turner smilie?
 
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who the fukk whispers when they mad?!? made me think of old jamie foxx bit from straight from the foxxhole...ol' jimmy come here now' lookin ass


on the real tho, i go thru that shyt every weekend, on some samuel l jackson from pulp fiction shyt.

I whispered because I was on the edge of flipping out and i`m a grown adult, not tryna go off the handle in Shop Rite's meat department.

I got a little more self-respect than that.
 

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Family is cool for me, but when she invites me to do some shyt she clearly knows I wont want to do.

"Come out in the city with me and my girlfriends"

Knowing I can't stand most of her friends or the city, like what answer do you expect to that? It's funny because we as men don't invite women to shyt we know they`ll hate, but they can't help but do it to us.
thats the truth right there these hoes go well out there way to bring all this fukking hassall into our lives :snoop:
 
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thats the truth right there these hoes go well out there way to bring all this fukking hassall into our lives :snoop:


That's the worst part man, the fukking worst. Because then they get mad at us when we clearly state our actual opinion. Like they know you're not going to want to do it, so they ask you, almost hoping you`ll suffer through that shyt.

You can't be that man though, because then you`ll end up at all kinds of bullshyt like your her accessory bag.

It's like I don't tell her to come to my softball game. I know she's gonna be bored, i`m considerate, I tell her stay home, relax. When i`m going to my brother's to visit my nephew, I don't drag her cause I know she don't like my brothers wife.

But she`ll openly invite your ass to drive an hour and a half to go out with 4 bytches she knows you can't stand, and then get mad at you for saying no.
 

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Good one on that. I see what you did there.

im just sayin, unless she had the debit card that was payin for the groceries, you should have grabbed a 5lb slab of ground beef and deaded that right there.
 

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Im in the crib in my zone making beats and shyt. And wifey decides to call to have a convo :beli:



Im like whateva.....so we talk for about a hour 30 mins on the phone :snoop:



Then when im like ayoo I get some stuff to do I'll call you later. Shorty throws a fukking bytch fit :birdman:


I spazzed, hung up and disconnected my phone :smugfavre:


She should be happy I even talked to her for that long, cause I didnt want to talk at all. Just her calling fukked up my concentration. Besides what grown adult talks on the phone for hours anyway? I swear man some of these chicks out here think life is like Disney's Highschool Musical and shyt. These broads is delusional.
 

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That's the worst part man, the fukking worst. Because then they get mad at us when we clearly state our actual opinion. Like they know you're not going to want to do it, so they ask you, almost hoping you`ll suffer through that shyt.

You can't be that man though, because then you`ll end up at all kinds of bullshyt like your her accessory bag.

It's like I don't tell her to come to my softball game. I know she's gonna be bored, i`m considerate, I tell her stay home, relax. When i`m going to my brother's to visit my nephew, I don't drag her cause I know she don't like my brothers wife.

But she`ll openly invite your ass to drive an hour and a half to go out with 4 bytches she knows you can't stand, and then get mad at you for saying no.

trust me i know breh they do that shyt so sly as well i be like imma come meet you at you such a place and to my shock she shows up with like 4 of her friends :noah: this is gonna be a long day.
 
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sheeit, grown man n all, i still would've went Hulk on her ass the second time she ignored me.


The part that was really infuriating was the selection. I go for the .8lbs knowing where only feeding 3 people, then she nods it off like a pitcher at a curveball call from his catcher while she's in her virtual world.

Then I hit her with the 1.5lb package, and her ass having a thumb-to-thumb dialogue. I never been so pissed at a Super Market before.
 
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