How many times a week you think----I will kill this Bytch------?

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Not once. I dont even call her the B word because that is obviously a disrespectful and dishonorable way to refer to your lady friend.
 

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Not once. I dont even call her the B word because that is obviously a disrespectful and dishonorable way to refer to your lady friend.

this.

been together w/her going on 5 months, married for 2 years and we've never once called each other out of our name regardless of how heated things got
 

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The part that was really infuriating was the selection. I go for the .8lbs knowing where only feeding 3 people, then she nods it off like a pitcher at a curveball call from his catcher while she's in her virtual world.

Then I hit her with the 1.5lb package, and her ass having a thumb-to-thumb dialogue. I never been so pissed at a Super Market before.

She was right though. What kinda kiddie burgers you trying to make? Half pound minimum.

But watch yourself. You keep thinking those thoughts and one day you're going to act on them. You know what the judge is going to say when you try to explain you popped her over a disagreement on how much meat to buy?

Keep bottling it up like that and it's just a matter of time.
 

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Im in the crib in my zone making beats and shyt. And wifey decides to call to have a convo :beli:



Im like whateva.....so we talk for about a hour 30 mins on the phone :snoop:



Then when im like ayoo I get some stuff to do I'll call you later. Shorty throws a fukking bytch fit :birdman:


I spazzed, hung up and disconnected my phone :smugfavre:


She should be happy I even talked to her for that long, cause I didnt want to talk at all. Just her calling fukked up my concentration. Besides what grown adult talks on the phone for hours anyway? I swear man some of these chicks out here think life is like Disney's Highschool Musical and shyt. These broads is delusional.

Same thing happen to me this weekend. I didnt mind we talked for about 2hrs. I was like I'm gonna hit my mom up and call you back after the game

She said... You just about to call another Bytch.. I'm like :wtf: .... I was and still pissed off at this girl.
 
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She was right though. What kinda kiddie burgers you trying to make? Half pound minimum.

But watch yourself. You keep thinking those thoughts and one day you're going to act on them. You know what the judge is going to say when you try to explain you popped her over a disagreement on how much meat to buy?

Keep bottling it up like that and it's just a matter of time.

I didn't bottle shyt up , I whisper cussed her out , I stood mines
 

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Sounds like a man in a long term committed relationship, glad to know I have some brethren here.

The answer is, yes, I did it Saturday A better thread would be what's the last thing that made you think this; here's mine.

So we're shopping for dinner, we're making hamburgers and hot dogs and we're in the meat section. So I ask the lady "Should we get this one (.8lbs of chopped meat) and she's texting and quickly says "no we need more" . So my silly ass picks up the package that is 1.5 lbs and says "How about this one?" and while texting looking at me, the lady says no. I almost lost my fukking shyt.

I started cursing her out in a whisper, freaking out in the meat section "Get off your fukking phone and pick the fukking meat then. This is fukking bullshyt" so she looks at me like i`m nuts, tells me to take a walk. To which I reply" What fukking meat do you fukking want!" still in my low ass whisper cuss out with crazy eyes.


In short, I wanted to kill this bytch over chopped meat.

so you can't provide enough meat for ya chick huh :smugfavre:
 

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Well i`m glad for you.

But how long you been at it?

3 years. :manny:

Friend.

If homocide is a thought that goes through your mind when you think about your lady friend, who you love, perhaps you need a new lady friend because friends dont think demonically about friends, friend. :sitdown:
 
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a chick having that kinda power
over your inner peace is cancerous.
never let anyone live in your head rent free kinfolk.
get ride of her stankin ass.
:camby:
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