how the hell do people live in california?

[AngryBaby]

santa cruz used to smash an iraqi yoga chick over here.

santa barbara. see that pier? used to smash a blonde jewish chick with tig ol biddies that lived on a boat over there.

SF I miss vietnamese pho and all the abstract people

San Diego. So clean, girls barely wear clothes, them surfer girls

last but not least, the grimest, dirtiest, but still got better bytches, weather, and more better bytches than your home. LA

cant forget venice beach. I wouldnt swim in that water, but look how pretty it looks from way up here.

I miss home.

lol cali is wayyyy too easy to defend. C'mon guys. You can talk shyt but is your state offering more? Outside of being cheaper?(maybe? which is usually for a reason?)

 

[Blackout]

lol cali is wayyyy too easy to defend. C'mon guys. You can talk shyt but is your state offering more? Outside of being cheaper?(maybe? which is usually for a reason?)

Less c00ns is always a better reason.

 

[Bunchy Carter]

Lol girls at work be tellin me they like my "accent" , while they soundin like Sandy Cheeks and shyt to me

You telling the truth. I did not know I had a "cali" accent until I was texas and louisiana. One time I was sitting at a table with two females and this other cat; dude was from dallas. I started talking and the bytches were like "you sound just like snoop dogg," and they were like "I love talking to you; your all smooth talking like snoop dogg." The other cat was hot cuz I was snatching they hoes.

They hate cali cuz they want to be like us.

 

[Tommy Knocks]

lol cali is wayyyy too easy to defend. C'mon guys. You can talk shyt but is your state offering more? Outside of being cheaper?(maybe? which is usually for a reason?)

and whats funny is thats from SD to SF which is a good 9 hours apart, and every where in between resembles the same shyt. Its literally one of the most beautiful places Ive ever been, Ive been privileged enough to cruise that coast line from bottom of cali to the most northern on the pch by myself. that drive will give you an epiphany.

oh bu you dont like coastlines and beaches you say? you aint about that ocean life you say? fukk surfing?

dont trip we got mountains too nikka. what you wanna do? snow board?

these bytches just got off the beach, drove 5 hours and now they snowboarding nikka. what. aint even take off their surfing gear.

 

[Tommy Knocks]

oh fukk snowboarding? that shyt too cold you say? you trying to see what the desert life about, you like the heat, you wanna know where you can hit the dunes in 100F weather, go off roading. Dont trip we got that too nikka, just drive 3 hours inland from there.

 

[Deezy314619]

Weather, women, & weed. And if u can get $$$ out here u ain't finna leave. U just gone visit other places for however long. But The drought is hitting excruciating levels. And at least where I live seeing all these bums really makes me uncomfortable. & I'm a n%^&a from the durrty souf

 

[jerniebert]

I dunno about all that....Fresno gets hot as fukk and it's boring as fukk...Seattle has a better scene and is almost comparable to San Fran....

They said its gloomy as shyt and the constant rain sucks.

I had some homies play ball at fresno state and they fresno was boring.

I'm from la and catz always hate on california; really you can make any place fun. When I was in the south catz hate on me because I was from LA. Plus I was swiping all there bytches.

For a young college ball player i can see why they would find it boring.

I like the heat. fukk the cold and winter. I work out hard and want to be able to show off the hard work i put in. and part of the reason i like fresno is because its not to much going on. that shyts cool for a while but then you burn out on it. I need a break from the fast life it turns into a chore after a while. plus fresno is centrally located so if i really want to get away its a only a few hours drive to the mountains, la, the bay area, beaches, wine country etc... even vegas is an easy drive.

 

[jerniebert]

oh fukk snowboarding? that shyt too cold you say? you trying to see what the desert life about, you like the heat, you wanna know where you can hit the dunes in 100F weather, go off roading. Dont trip we got that too nikka, just drive 3 hours inland from there.

The desert is so underrated.

 

[Tommy Knocks]

oh ok I get it, you aint about that desert life, you dont like sand in your shoes? I feel you. dont even trip I got you, maybe you wanna smoke some of our grade A marijuana, chill out with ya girl go hiking, do some biking in the forest? biggest trees you've ever seen in your life? no doubt....we got that too nikka! ! ! just drive north about 5 hours.

 

[jerniebert]

that's funny shyt.

Im secure enough in my manhood to have conversations in the lobby of the gym While drinking a draft beer of lagunitas ipa with a couple dudes while i wait for my wife to shower.

 

[calixprynce]

dont trip we got mountains too nikka. what you wanna do? snow board?

these bytches just got off the beach, drove 5 hours and now they snowboarding nikka. what. aint even take off their surfing gear.

breh these nikkas dont know about Big Bear . Rent a cabin out in the winter. Kush all day. Hit the slopes . shyt like an hour away from the Dino

 

[jerniebert]

Plus all the benefits of that grade a weed.

 

[Adidacs]

Bay Area, Los Angeles, New York City = Top 3 regions in America. Period.

2/3 ain't bad.

 

[West Coast Avenger]

They said its gloomy as shyt and the constant rain sucks.

the constant rain does suck but I would never live in Fresno over Seattle.....

 

[Tommy Knocks]

oh whats that? all this activity is tiring, you not about all this, you old and retired. you just wanna chill? you aint even trying be in hollywood clubbing, or out on the beach, mountain, desert all in one day. that shyts for the birds, you a grouchy old grandpa? oh dont trip my nikka, we on it, this california, I mean, its practically the entire U.S in one state you feel me. Just sit your old ass down in this nice ranch in Redding, and milk some cows playa, aint no thang.

nikka you look bored, maybe you dont like cows, you like planting? you want fields? shiet, well in case you didnt know, cali grows everything from cherries to wine, you know how it is when you got this bomb ass weather, you can never be bored, most of the coast dont even have winters my nikka.

here, have some fields.

yea i dont know why anyone would want to move to cali, arkansas is tight.