How to Cheat on ur girl and not ever get caught 101.

[StickStickly]

I know the appeal cheating has to people, but if that's the agenda what's the appeal of having a main girl? In other words, why have a main girl/girlfriend/wife/partner?

 

[Hacksaw Jim Thuggin]

cats will one day learn to be drama free....

 

[↓R↑LYB]

Never go to the local mall with ur wifey without texting ur sidepiece and asking what shes up to.

My boy took his girl to the mall and he bumped into his jumpoff in bloomingdales. Lets just say there was a scene

shyt like that happen cause you're not being honest. Tell your side piece she a side piece, and tell your lady you got other women. Broads out there will respect you a million times more if you just keep it 100 with em up front.

I've done it in the past, and the best feeling is seeing both them chicks trying their best to out suck and fukk the other broad lol.

 

[Elle Driver]

I'm convinced that op is fukkin braindead.

 

[MikelArteta]

If your a good man most women will take you back

 

[Remote]

Make sure ur sidepiece has a child.

that way she's occupied most of the time and wont be on you and checking in all the time.

Cheating is a dirtbag move, but this is hilarious.

 

[skeetsinternal]

Prepaid Cellphone with password lock. No Papertrail

Lie and say its ur work phone.

Never everrrr respond to her text messages in a timely manner, no matter what. wait a couple minutes. dont ever answer her messages instantly.

that way when ur with ur side piece, you always have a 5-10 minute window.

she'll think thats ur normal routine. and expect a text back in around 10 minutes.

Never pay credit when ur with ur sidepiece. Ive seen too many nikkas get caught like that smh.

Never let ur sidepiece know where u live.

Never let ur sidepiece see or be around ur wallet.

A step-by-step booklet for you to get your game on track,not your wig pushed back

 

[ALLiKNOWizPAIN]

im a lady's man. and Im romantic. Yo know that train scene in Saving The Last Dance? Ive recreated that a couple times.

 

[beenz]

all im trying to do is paint a picture of faithfulness to my woman. But i know , i'll always cheat respectively till im about 50

at the irony of that phrase

 

[<<TheStandard>>]

fukk all these rules. I don't have time to lie to these hoes on the daily.

I tell a bytch from GP I ain't shyt and if she wants to play she has to play by my rules and I'll probably end up breaking her heart. If she signs up for that……then so be it.


That said, I haven't been in a relationship in 5 years. I just fukk these hoes and throw them in the bushes.

 

[Uncle Kingpin]

fukk all that creeping and sneaking shyt. You could be Batman, your girl will still find out. There's no better detective on earth than a crazy bytch. And trust me all that sneaking and bullshytting will drive a girl crazy. Either stay faithful, throw her in the bushes, or let her know it's a team game and she can be the star player

 

[Yinny]

Stay classy brehs

 

[Blackking]

you're a fukking idiot.

i never cheat. and if i do want to get on with someone else while i'm in a relationship, i let my s/o know beforehand.

Most women wouldn't go for that.

 

[Blackking]

real talk, i never show her any signs of cheating.

imma mastermind with this shyt.

only way i would get caught is if i mistakenly bussed in my sidepieces and they had the baby.

Man, I'm right inline with u as far as the thread....

BUT eventually she will know before she "finds" out. Women are smarter than u think... it's just that they fall in love and lie to themselves.

 

[Maddmike]

You definitely dont know what you're talking about. If she's a single mom, and you have a lot going for you, she's gunna be hungry as hell to make you her's. Having a kid will make her even more desperate --- the kid will fuel her pursuit, not hinder it. She'll have that lil nikka in the backseat, while she's burning rubber around town with all kinda dynamite sticks to blow up your spot, and fukk up your relationship. Get real.

This nikka got a point. A while back when i was trying to be a whore, chicks with kids used to be like "your so lucky" "i wish i had a fam like you"
I used to be like Why do you keep bring up this family shyt.

Then i realized for a bytch to say that to a cat she talking to she know thats married really meant to me is: "Im going to fukk up your life anyway i can/Im going to take that spot"
anyway

If you really want to cheat:

-Tell the side chick the truth, If she cool with it, then shes REALLY a side chick. If not then you just pouring jelly on ya self
-All these rules im posting, your side chick needs to have drilled into her head also.
- NO CELL PHONES Your side chick is for fukking, not talking to. You let her know you will call her if you need her. That by itself will keep her in check and make the sex even more exciting for her because if you pipe her right the first time shell go crazy waiting for that call
- Dont take that bytch anywhere. We dont "date" side chicks.

- If you must meet that chick, you tell her to meet you AT LEAST 45 min away.

I dont condone cheating btw. Ive grown out of that shyt.