How to Cheat on ur girl and not ever get caught 101.

[Blackking]

You nikkas doin it wrong. Take it from me, I used to be a cheater and I grew gray hairs trying to keep secrets from a woman who's already like a fuccin detective. Afraid to leave your phone for a second? Afraid to take your lady somewhere? Thats no way for a man to live. I been on this open door policy shyt for a few years now and my quality of life has increased drastically. Just tell them what your doing, be real wit her about who you are, whether you just like you some new new or you like me and keep the same 2 or 3 females around just be real wit em, the way I see it by doing that you're either ridding yourself of a female who can't deal with the real you (which will always blow up in your face), or you're gonna gain a down ass chick who can handle that fact that you do you from time to time.

madd respect. I guess I'm a weak ass nikka then cuz I've tried this ^ - When a chick responds to you with --" . SOOO you wanna fukk other bytches!??!?!?!?!??!? " LOL, what are you supposed to say, "umm yea baby, I just need new p*ssy every once n a while, no big deal "

shyt is stressful, I just avoid wifin chicks up..... because no matter what you probably will get caught.


You won't get caught w randoms. But it's always that one side piece that you feel the retarded need to semi-wife up... That's fukks u over, and makes u have to stress.

 

[Maddmike]

madd respect. I guess I'm a weak ass nikka then cuz I've tried this ^ - When a chick responds to you with --" . SOOO you wanna fukk other bytches!??!?!?!?!??!? " LOL, what are you supposed to say, "umm yea baby, I just need new p*ssy every once n a while, no big deal "

shyt is stressful, I just avoid wifin chicks up..... because no matter what you probably will get caught.


You won't get caught w randoms. But it's always that one side piece that you feel the retarded need to semi-wife up... That's fukks u over, and makes u have to stress.

Thats not even the hard part. Its if and when wifey starts fukkin other nikkas that you have to question if you really about that life.

 

[AZBeauty]

no doubt, but i'd tell my girl. unless i just got head.

head doesn't count.

LMAO

 

[Hacksaw Jim Thuggin]

Thats not even the hard part. Its if and when wifey starts fukkin other nikkas that you have to question if you really about that life.

and this is the thing that cats dont wanna hear....

its cool while they doing all the lying and sneaking around....

let them find out somebody smashing their lady....and its

 

[Marco Zen]

You definitely dont know what you're talking about. If she's a single mom, and you have a lot going for you, she's gunna be hungry as hell to make you her's. Having a kid will make her even more desperate --- the kid will fuel her pursuit, not hinder it. She'll have that lil nikka in the backseat, while she's burning rubber around town with all kinda dynamite sticks to blow up your spot, and fukk up your relationship. Get real.

Tell him mang!!!!

 

[Marco Zen]

Prepaid Cellphone with password lock. No Papertrail

Lie and say its ur work phone.

Never everrrr respond to her text messages in a timely manner, no matter what. wait a couple minutes. dont ever answer her messages instantly.

that way when ur with ur side piece, you always have a 5-10 minute window.

she'll think thats ur normal routine. and expect a text back in around 10 minutes.

Never pay credit when ur with ur sidepiece. Ive seen too many nikkas get caught like that smh.

Never let ur sidepiece know where u live.

Never let ur sidepiece see or be around ur wallet.

I'm not dappin this dumb shyt

Some of it is common sense and most of it is either stupid as fukk or beggin to GET CAUGHT!
Please.

 

[boss__don]

My new shyt is being honest with the side piece so she knows her role.. That way she don't act up .. It's hard as fukk to find these bout it bout it women.. But they out there just gotta be fishing.. Like you bagg a chick.. From jump tell her your situation .. If she with it do you .. It not dipset and onto the next one .. Fishing

 

[LordTaskForce]

My new shyt is being honest with the side piece so she knows her role.. That way she don't act up .. It's hard as fukk to find these bout it bout it women.. But they out there just gotta be fishing.. Like you bagg a chick.. From jump tell her your situation .. If she with it do you .. It not dipset and onto the next one .. Fishing

either that or just never have a main joint. having all side pieces > the main course

 

[QuintessentialBM]

There are many reasons why people cheat..... but the number one reason why people cheat..... (drumroll)............(cymbal crash)

is because they settled for a person they didn't really want in the first place.

 

[Lavish]

There are many reasons why people cheat..... but the number one reason why people cheat..... (drumroll)............(cymbal crash)

is because they settled for a person they didn't really want in the first place.

not true.

Ive seen dudes (and ive been that dude) chase a girl down for weeks - months. and then they finally get the girl they want..within a few months they at the club lookin around like

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

not true.

Ive seen dudes (and ive been that dude) chase a girl down for weeks - months. and then they finally get the girl they want..within a few months they at the club lookin around like

'Dat new!

 

[Hans Wurst]

i don't cheat but what i noticed from my homies that do is, the successful ones keep the lies simple, the ones that make up complex, outlandish stories get caught sooner or later.

 

[Brandon M.]

i know some men that dont cheat but their girls be ugly as hell , i be lookin at them nikkas like

 

[bangedher_wholesquad]

never leave a paper trail and lie about everything that can't be proven.



shyt happens where drama will happen. that shyt just comes with fukking a lot of girls. you can't escape it no matter how good you are. drama will smack you at some point.

I guess being single is an option. but i ain't looking to be lonely

 

[mcdivit85]

As a man who had two full-time girlfriends AND was still dating new chicks all while maneuvering birthdays and holidays....I have a bit of experience with this.

- Google numbers are your friend: your girlfiend(or girlfriend A) gets your real number while every other chick gets the Google number(s)
- Password protect your phone: this is obvious but you can slip up if not paying attention...I have. Oh, and password protect your laptop too
- Seem busy: if you seem to have an extremely busy schedule with work and family/friends, then your chick(s) won't question you much when you're always on the go
- Never pickup on the first call: goes back to being busy and sets a precedent where your chick(s) will expect you to not answer until the second or third call
- Preferably have your girlfriend in one place and your other(s) in another: the best option is GF in Philly and a side(s) in NYC or DC...GF during the week and others on weekend
- Tell her how busy you are on holidays: blame family/friends, goes back to being busy, built-in excuse

These are the basics. Yea, I guess I was about that #dirtbaglife.

Peace