Words of advice to the next generation:
1. Cut insecure people out of your life. I dont mean the regular insecurities we all have. Im talking the pathological liara, attention seekers, envious motherfukkers. These people will drag you down, they cannot be trusted and they serve no purpose
2. Learn a language, shyt...learn 5
3. If youre fat, lose weight. If you have ugly short hair, grow it long. If you have ugly teeth, fix them. This is not shallow talk, you should make a concerted effort to be physically attractive
4. Wear clean crisp ironed clothes. Dry clean your shirts if you can afford to
5. Study the world. Read the news. Try to know SOMETHING about every major country/ethnicity on Earth. It could be the title Of a popular folk song, an ancient mythical father figure, a particular dish, a remote city thats known for something, these little tidbits-when casually dropped in conversation- will endear you incredibly to whomever youre speaking with.
Im well travelled/cultured etc. i am not lying when i say that im really fuklin good and guessing where people are from. When you can look at a womans face and accurately tell her shes half Polish half German, shes yours.
6. Look a motherfukker in the eye. With men it affirms your strength, with women it affirms your control
7. Behind every good man is a good woman. I gave up alooooot of puzzy when i got married and i dont regret a single lost piece of azz. A woman can make you a King or a Vagabond. Choose wisely friends
8. Increase the diversity of your social skills through strategic interactions. Volunteer at a Church/Mosque so you know how to interact with older more conservative types. Get a job as a server or in customer service if only to better your ability to deal with the public at large. Go to lectures and symposiums and ask a question or two or if not listen to the questions and answers.
Ive smoked blunts with some fukin Jamaican shottas and sipped wine at bougie functions with Canadian Old Money types, and Im perfectly comfortable in both environments
9. When engaging in an argument, recognize whether this will end in violence. If you have come to that conclusion, initiate the violence. Never let somebody else get the drop on you. In fact the second you realize youre gonna have to punch this mutherfuker in the face, put a smile on your face, and act conciliatory towards your nemesis, and catch him slippin
10. Always always always stray strapped. If a nikka aint tryin to smoke ya a bytch tryin to burn ya
