Fill Collins
Able to get note from doctor
Everyone knows barbers offer you everything to make your $20 + tip 
a little bigger
All you have to do is lie and say you have a white girlfriend, I don't even like white women
I cut my own hair/have no hairline now/again, but I used to try different barbers after fukking up a/my first fade, this always worked with me:
Barber: Yo how about a shave
Me: I'm good for now bruh
Barber: You want me to trim your beard?
Me: Oh naw I'm good bruh
Barber: Hot towel?
Me: I'm straight, boss man
Barber: Eighth for a dub five?
Me: I mean...I'll let you know
Barber; You sure you don't want no tape?
Me: My girl's white
Barber: Say less
Your welcome, reps appreciated
a little biggerAll you have to do is lie and say you have a white girlfriend, I don't even like white women
I cut my own hair/have no hairline now/again, but I used to try different barbers after fukking up a/my first fade, this always worked with me:
Barber: Yo how about a shave
Me: I'm good for now bruh
Barber: You want me to trim your beard?
Me: Oh naw I'm good bruh
Barber: Hot towel?
Me: I'm straight, boss man
Barber: Eighth for a dub five?
Me: I mean...I'll let you know
Barber; You sure you don't want no tape?
Me: My girl's white
Barber: Say less
Your welcome, reps appreciated