How would you book a Chris Benoit Comeback and Run?

[Sypress]

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[Vice Queen]

We start with vignigeets of a hooded figure talking about bringing destruction to the WWE universe.
We build up for weeks and weeks with him preaching doom and destruction to any WWE superstar that would dare try to stop the coming darkness.
We get all the build up and hype, based off a month long countdown to monday night and he will destroy brock lesnar.
So we have Brock and Haymon talk the man up, in promos about how great brock is, how brock isn't afraid of anyone.
Countdown to big Monday and the end of the countdown. 3, 2, 1 the arena goes black.
Its just dark for 1minute, dark and silent. then out walks Kevin Sullivan in druid robes. He tells Haymon, Brock, and the whole WWE universe, that he is the destruction of all things and that tonight it begins.
Out walks Papa Shongo with some chicken feet and a chicken head, and a bottle of kayfabe blood..
He perform a blood ritual and the lights flash out again, in the middle of the ring we have "Austin Aries" in zombie with shaved head, fake scars, and looking like a burn victim with makeup and we introduce him as the tortured soul of Chris Benoit brought up from Hell.

We have Kevin Sullivan as his manager saying he knew this day would come, so he wasn't mad or angry when Benoit took Nancy from him, he knew that day he would have his soul in hell and make him live a afterlife so terrible, he would wish he was back in hell.

Opening match we have him squash Brock. We have suplexes through the announcing ttable, diving head butts, belly to back suplex changes, and then we have him put Brock in a crippler crossface to the point where he kayfabe breaks Brocks shoulder.

We now have giant heel Sullivan, controlling tortured soul Benoit, who for a year, goes from Raw to Smackdown demolishing the top faces and heels, Cena, AJ, Devitt, KO, we even have him kayfabe murder Jericho in the ring as he tries to stop sullivan and bring the soul of his friend to rest.

It all leads up to the following year's Wrestlemania, after a year of destruction and domination, with Benoit zombie having the Universe and WWE titles, that we have the Brock rematch where it takes the combined efforts of all the WWE superstars to take out Shongo and Sullivan who are protected by their accolytes, destroying the chicken legs and whatnot, and ending with Brock suplexing fake Benoit through the ring and back to hell.

I'm crying

 

[Concerned Citizen]

An evil spirit escapes hell and possesses a wrestler who begins to win more and more. With each victory he grows a bit stronger while all of his opponents seem off after losing a match like a piece of their soul has been taken. This wrestler ends up having the best win streak ever even beating HHH, Cena, Reigns, Brock and Rock. The devil releases Benoit from hell and sends Him back to earth to track down the rogue spirit and beat him in the ring in a "Loser Goes Back to Hell" match. Meanwhile, Bray Wyatt is waiting in the wings hoping that he can turn the match into a Triple threat, steal the win and the demons power, and finally become a GOD.

 

[Yoda]

greatest thread ever.

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

thread turned out even better than i thought it would

"yeah i sampled your voice, you was using it wrong
you made it a hot line, i made it a hot song"

 

[Bernie Madoff]

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that xpac heat

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

We start with vignigeets of a hooded figure talking about bringing destruction to the WWE universe.
We build up for weeks and weeks with him preaching doom and destruction to any WWE superstar that would dare try to stop the coming darkness.
We get all the build up and hype, based off a month long countdown to monday night and he will destroy brock lesnar.
So we have Brock and Haymon talk the man up, in promos about how great brock is, how brock isn't afraid of anyone.
Countdown to big Monday and the end of the countdown. 3, 2, 1 the arena goes black.
Its just dark for 1minute, dark and silent. then out walks Kevin Sullivan in druid robes. He tells Haymon, Brock, and the whole WWE universe, that he is the destruction of all things and that tonight it begins.
Out walks Papa Shongo with some chicken feet and a chicken head, and a bottle of kayfabe blood..
He perform a blood ritual and the lights flash out again, in the middle of the ring we have "Austin Aries" in zombie with shaved head, fake scars, and looking like a burn victim with makeup and we introduce him as the tortured soul of Chris Benoit brought up from Hell.

We have Kevin Sullivan as his manager saying he knew this day would come, so he wasn't mad or angry when Benoit took Nancy from him, he knew that day he would have his soul in hell and make him live a afterlife so terrible, he would wish he was back in hell.

Opening match we have him squash Brock. We have suplexes through the announcing ttable, diving head butts, belly to back suplex changes, and then we have him put Brock in a crippler crossface to the point where he kayfabe breaks Brocks shoulder.

We now have giant heel Sullivan, controlling tortured soul Benoit, who for a year, goes from Raw to Smackdown demolishing the top faces and heels, Cena, AJ, Devitt, KO, we even have him kayfabe murder Jericho in the ring as he tries to stop sullivan and bring the soul of his friend to rest.

It all leads up to the following year's Wrestlemania, after a year of destruction and domination, with Benoit zombie having the Universe and WWE titles, that we have the Brock rematch where it takes the combined efforts of all the WWE superstars to take out Shongo and Sullivan who are protected by their accolytes, destroying the chicken legs and whatnot, and ending with Brock suplexing fake Benoit through the ring and back to hell.

Hip hop needs this

 

[Lo-Co]

We start with vignigeets of a hooded figure talking about bringing destruction to the WWE universe.
We build up for weeks and weeks with him preaching doom and destruction to any WWE superstar that would dare try to stop the coming darkness.
We get all the build up and hype, based off a month long countdown to monday night and he will destroy brock lesnar.
So we have Brock and Haymon talk the man up, in promos about how great brock is, how brock isn't afraid of anyone.
Countdown to big Monday and the end of the countdown. 3, 2, 1 the arena goes black.
Its just dark for 1minute, dark and silent. then out walks Kevin Sullivan in druid robes. He tells Haymon, Brock, and the whole WWE universe, that he is the destruction of all things and that tonight it begins.
Out walks Papa Shongo with some chicken feet and a chicken head, and a bottle of kayfabe blood..
He perform a blood ritual and the lights flash out again, in the middle of the ring we have "Austin Aries" in zombie with shaved head, fake scars, and looking like a burn victim with makeup and we introduce him as the tortured soul of Chris Benoit brought up from Hell.

We have Kevin Sullivan as his manager saying he knew this day would come, so he wasn't mad or angry when Benoit took Nancy from him, he knew that day he would have his soul in hell and make him live a afterlife so terrible, he would wish he was back in hell.

Opening match we have him squash Brock. We have suplexes through the announcing ttable, diving head butts, belly to back suplex changes, and then we have him put Brock in a crippler crossface to the point where he kayfabe breaks Brocks shoulder.

We now have giant heel Sullivan, controlling tortured soul Benoit, who for a year, goes from Raw to Smackdown demolishing the top faces and heels, Cena, AJ, Devitt, KO, we even have him kayfabe murder Jericho in the ring as he tries to stop sullivan and bring the soul of his friend to rest.

It all leads up to the following year's Wrestlemania, after a year of destruction and domination, with Benoit zombie having the Universe and WWE titles, that we have the Brock rematch where it takes the combined efforts of all the WWE superstars to take out Shongo and Sullivan who are protected by their accolytes, destroying the chicken legs and whatnot, and ending with Brock suplexing fake Benoit through the ring and back to hell.

:chairface: book it​

 

[TransJenner]

The Divas start talking about the Divas revolution and Chris Beniots music hits

Daniel comes out instead and tell the woman to SHUT THE fukk UP AND MAKE ME A SANDWHICH bytch , and starts headputting everyone in the ring , Daniel goes to the top rope and does a suicide dive straight into Naomi's a$$hole and raw goes off the air

 

[Silkk]

We start with vignigeets of a hooded figure talking about bringing destruction to the WWE universe.
We build up for weeks and weeks with him preaching doom and destruction to any WWE superstar that would dare try to stop the coming darkness.
We get all the build up and hype, based off a month long countdown to monday night and he will destroy brock lesnar.
So we have Brock and Haymon talk the man up, in promos about how great brock is, how brock isn't afraid of anyone.
Countdown to big Monday and the end of the countdown. 3, 2, 1 the arena goes black.
Its just dark for 1minute, dark and silent. then out walks Kevin Sullivan in druid robes. He tells Haymon, Brock, and the whole WWE universe, that he is the destruction of all things and that tonight it begins.
Out walks Papa Shongo with some chicken feet and a chicken head, and a bottle of kayfabe blood..
He perform a blood ritual and the lights flash out again, in the middle of the ring we have "Austin Aries" in zombie with shaved head, fake scars, and looking like a burn victim with makeup and we introduce him as the tortured soul of Chris Benoit brought up from Hell.

We have Kevin Sullivan as his manager saying he knew this day would come, so he wasn't mad or angry when Benoit took Nancy from him, he knew that day he would have his soul in hell and make him live a afterlife so terrible, he would wish he was back in hell.

Opening match we have him squash Brock. We have suplexes through the announcing ttable, diving head butts, belly to back suplex changes, and then we have him put Brock in a crippler crossface to the point where he kayfabe breaks Brocks shoulder.

We now have giant heel Sullivan, controlling tortured soul Benoit, who for a year, goes from Raw to Smackdown demolishing the top faces and heels, Cena, AJ, Devitt, KO, we even have him kayfabe murder Jericho in the ring as he tries to stop sullivan and bring the soul of his friend to rest.

It all leads up to the following year's Wrestlemania, after a year of destruction and domination, with Benoit zombie having the Universe and WWE titles, that we have the Brock rematch where it takes the combined efforts of all the WWE superstars to take out Shongo and Sullivan who are protected by their accolytes, destroying the chicken legs and whatnot, and ending with Brock suplexing fake Benoit through the ring and back to hell.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

we even have him kayfabe murder Jericho in the ring as he tries to stop sullivan and bring the soul of his friend to rest.

 

[thaKEAF]

 

[Arcavian]

This thread is amazing

 

[Capitol]

Yall built him so strong he would need to be tombstoned off the top of a cell to be pinned

 

[The Ruler 09]

If they wanted to be edgy they could hire his son and have him work a dark or mysterious gimmick, there's no need to go overboard, or mention the killing at all but it would get people talking and if he can bring it in the ring could make some great feuds, would have to build him first. Not sure they would do that though, arguably rightly so, but that's an option probably, as doesn't have to be overt at.