How would you book a Chris Benoit Comeback and Run?

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Why Benoit gotta be the only wrestler they can resurrect?:dahell:

You not gonna bring back Warrior, Savage, Piper, Gurrero, Pillman, Owen to stop him?

:martin:@ TsC booking this dead zombie angle like the 'E booked the invasion
 

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We start with vignigeets of a hooded figure talking about bringing destruction to the WWE universe.
We build up for weeks and weeks with him preaching doom and destruction to any WWE superstar that would dare try to stop the coming darkness.
We get all the build up and hype, based off a month long countdown to monday night and he will destroy brock lesnar.
So we have Brock and Haymon talk the man up, in promos about how great brock is, how brock isn't afraid of anyone.
Countdown to big Monday and the end of the countdown. 3, 2, 1 the arena goes black.
Its just dark for 1minute, dark and silent. then out walks Kevin Sullivan in druid robes. He tells Haymon, Brock, and the whole WWE universe, that he is the destruction of all things and that tonight it begins.
Out walks Papa Shongo with some chicken feet and a chicken head, and a bottle of kayfabe blood..
He perform a blood ritual and the lights flash out again, in the middle of the ring we have "Austin Aries" in zombie with shaved head, fake scars, and looking like a burn victim with makeup and we introduce him as the tortured soul of Chris Benoit brought up from Hell.

We have Kevin Sullivan as his manager saying he knew this day would come, so he wasn't mad or angry when Benoit took Nancy from him, he knew that day he would have his soul in hell and make him live a afterlife so terrible, he would wish he was back in hell.

Opening match we have him squash Brock. We have suplexes through the announcing ttable, diving head butts, belly to back suplex changes, and then we have him put Brock in a crippler crossface to the point where he kayfabe breaks Brocks shoulder.

We now have giant heel Sullivan, controlling tortured soul Benoit, who for a year, goes from Raw to Smackdown demolishing the top faces and heels, Cena, AJ, Devitt, KO, we even have him kayfabe murder Jericho in the ring as he tries to stop sullivan and bring the soul of his friend to rest.

It all leads up to the following year's Wrestlemania, after a year of destruction and domination, with Benoit zombie having the Universe and WWE titles, that we have the Brock rematch where it takes the combined efforts of all the WWE superstars to take out Shongo and Sullivan who are protected by their accolytes, destroying the chicken legs and whatnot, and ending with Brock suplexing fake Benoit through the ring and back to hell.


This is the most exceptional, well-thought out piece of fukkery I have ever read.
 

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Chris Benoit's voice was the voice inside Randy's head.

After Randy killed Chris in 2007, evidence here:

fool-proof, can't argue it.

That's why Orton changed his theme in 2008 after getting injured. To stop the torment of hearing voices, so instead of hiding it, he exploited it in hopes of Chris being out of his head.



It's been 8 years and it hasn't worked.


That's why Orton's shoulders keep getting murked, being too busy holding the burden of killing Chris. But after all these years he wasn't even dead. He was just hiding with tupac

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Suge was in on it the entire time. It wasn't Tupac that got shot, Chris took the bullet but he was fine, Tupac just wanted some vacation.

So in order to book his return. You have to ask yourself something.


What do Chris, Tupac, Orton, Suge have in common? look at the first letter of their names
CTOS

Now rearrange those letters to make it more sense.

COST.

COST.

What does cost have to do with Chris Benoit? Which letter is not on his name? They're all in his name.
Chris Benoit

CSOT

Now, what is C-Sot?

CSOT means Canadian Society of Orthopaedic Technologist

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Why they showing a picture of a man wrapping someone else up in some next tape? Because they trying to hide something.

No, not hide scars and shyt

TO HIDE THE FACT THAT CHRIS IS STILL ALIVE.

In order for his comeback to be complete. Randy orton must reveal that he is the leader of the illuminati and call out Tupac and Suge Knight. That will summon Christopher Benoit like how Wyatt was summoned 2 years ago:

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If you look closely, that's tupac.
 
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