I think that just happened to me at the mini-mart. I went in to buy cigarettes. when the dude at the counter asked what I wanted, I said 'a pack of kools, king size' and he gave me this gay smirk and wittily responded 'oh, so you're packing huh?' in this shrill voice
I just kinda looked at him like
paid for my sh!t and got out of there. what a weirdo 

I just kinda looked at him like

