How Would You React If A Gay Guy Hit On You?

how would you react if a gay dude hit on you?

  • doesn't phase me, i'd just laugh it off and be on my way :heh:

    Votes: 5 8.3%
  • I'd be civil about it but let him know i'm not into that and to knock that shyt off :whoa:

    Votes: 23 38.3%
  • 'man, fukk outta here' :childplease:

    Votes: 8 13.3%
  • he better be ready to throw hands son! I don't play that shyt! :fight:

    Votes: 4 6.7%
  • flattered. if gay nikkas want me too I must be a good looking muhfukka :jawalrus:

    Votes: 7 11.7%
  • :birdman:

    Votes: 12 20.0%
  • if he was cute my pants might get a little tighter. would pursue :whew:

    Votes: 1 1.7%

  • Total voters
    60
  • Poll closed .

Swiggy

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I worked with this one dude that had feelings, but knew I wasn't about that life. Had to sit him down at this office party and be straight with him. (:laugh:)

We had to function as co-workers, plus I wasn't some ignorant ass child, so I had to find some peaceful way of puttin his feelings to rest. I felt bad for the man, tho. He just came out and shyt, so he wasn't too confident in himself in just being one of the homies when everyone would hang out. Plus, he wasn't into girly shyt, so he couldn't just pow with the females.

Dude was mad stuck, so you couldn't just be like "Fakkit, fukk outta here" :childplease:
 

marcuz

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ugksam

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try and get him to simp and buy me stuff. then after a nice meal and some new gear i would say "i wanna tell you something" then i would lean in close and yell "fakkit" in his ear and hit him with a 4 punch combo and a jadakiss laugh. then i would stroll out of the place with a belly full of curry goat. put on my new gear and go get some p*ssy.
 

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got hit on boldly 3 times in china by euros. why euros gotta be so gay? anyways I dont feel like typing the stories, but a nikka stayed on that cenk :whoa:
 

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Why do yiu guys get so offended by it ?

It's not like anyone's gonna rape you... Flirt back a little bit... Have a laugh... Improve someone's day friends
 

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I've had it happen to me at work by a dude I used to work with. I've got to say, I finally understood what women go through when we hit on them and they ain't feeling us but still have to be polite and civil without causing any ruckus. I'm now much more restrained when comes to dealing with women because I've been on this side. Creepy as hell.
 

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Ok I have something I have been wanting to say since I added you and I am just going to tell you since I will never meet you anyway. I hope you don't delete me or anything but I think u r hella sexxi. Like omg u r hot. Any girl would be lucky to have you and I bet you have a nice body 2..... I had to get that off my chest but u r hot and you have nice lips. I know u think I am going to hell and trust me I am trying to change I just had to get that off my chest. Hope u don't delete me.

A tranny sent this to me via facbeook. I just him "I appreciate the compliments. I don't hate you, but I'm not gay."

and kept it moving.
 

Black Hans

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I got hit on by a tranny who worked at McDonald's during my lunch break. I was :merchant: and sped off as soon as I got my food. Very uncomfortable.
 
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