How Would You React If A Gay Guy Hit On You?
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954UAlreadyknow
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shyt aint never happen to me 
Had a dude try to get my number at a red light a few months ago. It was about 2 AM and I thought he was trying to tell me something was up with my lights, gas cap, anything vehicle related.
I roll the window down like, "What's the problem, bro?"
Him:
Can I call you? 
Me:
"Wha...wait...WHAT? Nah...nah, bro...I don't do that. Nah...
I think I was more shocked by the AUDACITY to say anything witty or cold-blooded.
Rolled my window up and moved up closer to the light til it turned green.
It was weird as shyt because it made me think about how some women have to go through that on the daily from simps & thirsty dudes.
...also made me re-evaluate my wardrobe. I was wearing this t-shirt
and now I question it every time I put it on. 
I roll the window down like, "What's the problem, bro?"
Him:
Can I call you? Me:
"Wha...wait...WHAT? Nah...nah, bro...I don't do that. Nah... I think I was more shocked by the AUDACITY to say anything witty or cold-blooded.
Rolled my window up and moved up closer to the light til it turned green.
It was weird as shyt because it made me think about how some women have to go through that on the daily from simps & thirsty dudes.
...also made me re-evaluate my wardrobe. I was wearing this t-shirt
Asdfhhklpiyrewss
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I would do this
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I went to a bar in seaside this white dude walks up to me and says "wanna go home?" I said "wtf u say?" cac tried to act like nothin happened and offered to buy me a drink. I said nah and left.
Why did you accept a tranny's FB request?
Having gay family members has softened you nikkas up. Yall some fakkits being sexually harrased by a bunch of fudge packers and respectfully declining:foh:
super thug over here
you're so tough man
TheBigBopper
Banned
This scene is so fukking awkward. I can't even get through it all without stopping the clip
super thug over here
you're so tough man
So you're admitting you're scared of fakkits :foh:
When did I say I was tough
I just said yall are some fakkits for having a nikka hit on you and responding "Oh its ok im not really that way so good luck finding another dikk to suck"
Heafcliffe
Hope there's puddin' in the clink...
These nikkas woulda been sure let me get that drink, whats this fizzing in it. Alkazelzer so kind of you. :foh:
Ricky Church
Stole Timberlake's Spaceship-Coupe
I was in a Miami Apple store tryna get my old iPhone swapped for a new one, and it was packed as hell on a Saturday.
Everyone's waiting at the Genius Bar to be helped, and as I'm standing there talking to my girl, laughing and joking around, this blonde David Beckham looking dude comes over, looked like a surfer with a cut-off sleeve shirt on, and showing off the results of his workout routine comes over and stands next to me
I notice dude and he smiled at me, but I didn't back (I don't like when random dudes smile at me)
I go on about my business and he says to me
him: hey, those are some cool tattoos
*looking at my arms*
me: thanks.
him: does that say Audi? do you drive an Audi?
me: yes.
him: you always get Audi's?
me:
And then he started making small talk about tattoos and random shyt, and the whole time I'm half staring at dude like "you see me with my GF right?"
I didn't want to make a scene in a crowded mall, but dude was annoying.
The whole time my girl is laughing her ass off, not even trying to help get this fruit to go away. I was madd as hell. then the Apple dude called me over and the fakkit left.
And then she goes "at least if your going to get hit on by a guy, might as well be a good looking one"
Everyone's waiting at the Genius Bar to be helped, and as I'm standing there talking to my girl, laughing and joking around, this blonde David Beckham looking dude comes over, looked like a surfer with a cut-off sleeve shirt on, and showing off the results of his workout routine comes over and stands next to me
I notice dude and he smiled at me, but I didn't back (I don't like when random dudes smile at me)
I go on about my business and he says to me
him: hey, those are some cool tattoos
*looking at my arms*me: thanks.
him: does that say Audi? do you drive an Audi?
me: yes.
him: you always get Audi's?
me:
And then he started making small talk about tattoos and random shyt, and the whole time I'm half staring at dude like "you see me with my GF right?"
I didn't want to make a scene in a crowded mall, but dude was annoying.
The whole time my girl is laughing her ass off, not even trying to help get this fruit to go away. I was madd as hell. then the Apple dude called me over and the fakkit left.
And then she goes "at least if your going to get hit on by a guy, might as well be a good looking one"