Nintendough
#Kliq
I'll excuse this cause I know your based
Go jog so you wont look like a busted pack of cheddarwurst when you go swimming you sewer rat hoe
Husband sends wife excel spreadsheet outlining when she denied him sex
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Go jog so you wont look like a busted pack of cheddarwurst when you go swimming you sewer rat hoe
He needs to keep stats for his sex as well; vaginal, anal, oral. Treat that ho like a baseball player and play moneyball.
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Bae, I've been noticing your topping off percentage has dropped dramatically in the last month, along with your Oral to Sex ratio. 
If you don't increase them -stats- immediately, I'm gonna have to take one out the bullpen. 
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sanityovar8ted
OG Moma Coli....dat bytch Thowd!!!
I just ate some cheddarwurstGo jog so you wont look like a busted pack of cheddarwurst when you go swimming you sewer rat hoe
I've been cheated on enough times to be able to translate that spreadsheet perfectly. Non-important dates omitted:
2014-06-19 she fukked some other dude
2014-06-20 Her and other dude argued or other dude ignored her after they fukked the day before
2014-06-21 Plans with other dude
2014-06-22 Argued with or stood up by other dude
2014-06-29 Turned down husband's childish and inferior advances
2014-06-30 She fukked some other dude after complaining that husband is an alcoholic
2014-07-01 she fukked some other dude (he's gonna be gone for the holidays)
2014-07-03 she fukked some other dude (p*ssy couldnt convince other dude to spend holidays with her)
2014-07-04 Other dude spent holiday with some other bytch and possibly their kids. Wishes she could be with other dude
2014-07-05 Misses other dude
2014-07-06 Misses other dude
2014-07-10 Other dude is BACK! <3
2014-07-11 Recovery from fukking the shyt out of other dude
2014-07-12 Guilt p*ssy because it's obvious in her mind that she's cheating now
2014-07-13 I fukked you yesterday, nikka! what do you want from me!? Who do you think you are? Other Dude!??!?!?!??
2014-07-14 Husband doesn't comapre to other dude. Other dude wouldn't yell at me if I said no over something like that.
2014-06-19 she fukked some other dude
2014-06-20 Her and other dude argued or other dude ignored her after they fukked the day before
2014-06-21 Plans with other dude
2014-06-22 Argued with or stood up by other dude
2014-06-29 Turned down husband's childish and inferior advances
2014-06-30 She fukked some other dude after complaining that husband is an alcoholic
2014-07-01 she fukked some other dude (he's gonna be gone for the holidays)
2014-07-03 she fukked some other dude (p*ssy couldnt convince other dude to spend holidays with her)
2014-07-04 Other dude spent holiday with some other bytch and possibly their kids. Wishes she could be with other dude
2014-07-05 Misses other dude
2014-07-06 Misses other dude
2014-07-10 Other dude is BACK! <3
2014-07-11 Recovery from fukking the shyt out of other dude
2014-07-12 Guilt p*ssy because it's obvious in her mind that she's cheating now
2014-07-13 I fukked you yesterday, nikka! what do you want from me!? Who do you think you are? Other Dude!??!?!?!??
2014-07-14 Husband doesn't comapre to other dude. Other dude wouldn't yell at me if I said no over something like that.
LOL...
I don't use profanity so instead of saying the "F" word......
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damn, I'm slow as hell...I just caught what u were getting at...maaaan PAUSE!!!
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Nintendough
#Kliq
sanityovar8ted
OG Moma Coli....dat bytch Thowd!!!
u nasteeDid it bust in your mouf when you bit in?
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"I see someone warming up in the bullpen. She is a 20 year old prospect that has a great future, hates cats and has affinity for hot sauce. She is coming in to relieve and hopefully not settle down."
DrunkenNovice
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What about dat mouf?
sanityovar8ted
OG Moma Coli....dat bytch Thowd!!!
was thinking this might be the case, glad u said itI've been cheated on enough times to be able to translate that spreadsheet perfectly. Non-important dates omitted:
2014-06-19 she fukked some other dude
2014-06-20 Her and other dude argued or other dude ignored her after they fukked the day before
2014-06-21 Plans with other dude
2014-06-22 Argued with or stood up by other dude
2014-06-29 Turned down husband's childish and inferior advances
2014-06-30 She fukked some other dude after complaining that husband is an alcoholic
2014-07-01 she fukked some other dude (he's gonna be gone for the holidays)
2014-07-03 she fukked some other dude (p*ssy couldnt convince other dude to spend holidays with her)
2014-07-04 Other dude spent holiday with some other bytch and possibly their kids. Wishes she could be with other dude
2014-07-05 Misses other dude
2014-07-06 Misses other dude
2014-07-10 Other dude is BACK! <3
2014-07-11 Recovery from fukking the shyt out of other dude
2014-07-12 Guilt p*ssy because it's obvious in her mind that she's cheating now
2014-07-13 I fukked you yesterday, nikka! what do you want from me!? Who do you think you are? Other Dude!??!?!?!??
2014-07-14 Husband doesn't comapre to other dude. Other dude wouldn't yell at me if I said no over something like that.
It is possible she lost her sex drive.
That can happen to women for a number of reasons but he shouldn't be punished for it.
He's sending her a message with that spreadsheet and if she cared about their marriage lasting and him not straying then she needs work on her issue.
That can happen to women for a number of reasons but he shouldn't be punished for it.
He's sending her a message with that spreadsheet and if she cared about their marriage lasting and him not straying then she needs work on her issue.
sanityovar8ted
OG Moma Coli....dat bytch Thowd!!!
smoked sausage with bits of cheese inside. When cooked the cheese tends to melt and ooze lolwtf is cheddarwurst????
with her.
Oh and I didn't even touch on that 10 day "business trip" bullshyt. She should have been apt to getting sloshed in b4 she was gone for that long. She's purposely not telling the entire story (no hate but women do that in every situation they can) you better believe that if the tables were turned, she'd be telling all her girlfriends that her husband's gay, cheating, or both and that she'd cause problems in the house till she got what she wanted. But he's the childish one for not giving in to her. Wait till she's asleep and