Husband sends wife excel spreadsheet outlining when she denied him sex

[Maddmike]

Something wrong (obviously) in the marriage...

I just got married, but I already know my wife ain't holding out on sex....She'd be more apt to bone me without saying a word (if she were mad let's say) than withhold the puss on me...She said it herself. "Why deny myself because I'M mad? We'd have sex but I wouldn't say a word to you. And I wouldn't make your dinner plate, pack your lunch, AND/or cook for you" (I think THAT got me more upset than her saying she'd still give me some lol)

I just looked at her like, "I married the right one here!!!!"

Ayo my wife the same way brah.....We might have a bad arguement and when i come up to sleep she starts grabing on me. I be confused as hell.....then the next day shes not talking to me lol

 

[Nintendough]

Says the guy that doesn't know what I look like.

your beautiful and swell

 

[Poitier]

I hope you give in to your pygmy king's desires even if u just lay there like a deadfish until its over.

 

[King Poetic]

good thing about this. they don't have any kids, but dude will be fukk cause he just bought that house .

and he'll be ending up making payments while his wife new man will be laying up getting dome while eating some fruit loops and watching the bachelorette

 

[Maddmike]

I cant believe them muthafukkas in the replies are taking the wifes side

 

[Black Magisterialness]

He needs to keep stats for his sex as well; vaginal, anal, oral. Treat that ho like a baseball player and play moneyball.

under the radar post

 

[sanityovar8ted]

Ayo my wife the same way brah.....We might have a bad arguement and when i come up to sleep she starts grabing on me. I be confused as hell.....then the next day shes not talking to me lol

cuz we be mad but not THAT mad.

 

[Chelsea Bridge]

I hope you give in to your pygmy king's desires even if u just lay there like a deadfish until its over.

Fortunately I've never had that problem. It's awesome being sexually compatible.

I hope one day you too can have such an experience.

 

[The_Sheff]

Looks like its from Reddit, you got the link?

 

[KOOL-AID]

 

[AlmightySu]

shyt like this is why I'm definitely not getting married. shyt, I'm not really fukking with relationship status either These hoes get real comfortable REAL QUICK once you let em know they are the only ones. It's 2014 there are plenty of hoes willing to suck some dikk for the sake of doing it these days

 

[ORDER_66]

shyt like this is why I'm definitely not getting married. shyt, I'm not really fukking with relationship status either These hoes get real comfortable REAL QUICK once you let em know they are the only ones. It's 2014 there are plenty of hoes willing to suck some dikk for the sake of doing it these days

I gotta find me some of them....

 

[Maddmike]

cuz we be mad but not THAT mad.

well i aint mad at that

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

It is possible she lost her sex drive.

That can happen to women for a number of reasons but he shouldn't be punished for it.

He's sending her a message with that spreadsheet and if she cared about their marriage lasting and him not straying then she needs work on her issue.

she's TWENTY SIX.

fukk outta here.

 

[iBrowse]

Nope, let her ass make a spreadsheet about the missed calls