Husband sends wife excel spreadsheet outlining when she denied him sex

[Lord Beasley]

Even when my girl feels tired, she still gives it to me in my fav position so

Let a nicca be like "I don't wanna miss this [rerun episode of dragon ball z]". I don't personally know any women that WOULDNT be irate over some shyt like that. Dude would get called a fakkit and accused of cheating with multiple women, all in the same breath.

 

[iBrowse]

wtf is cheddarwurst????

nikka i dont even know either

 

[Rawtid]

I hate the ol' "I'm feeling tender" excuse. She thinks you supposed to be cuz you beat it up but inside you really like

and those times she's saying "I'm watching my show" is straight status. If a chick can't receive backshots and follow along with a Friends plot, then there's no hope for her.

She needs to invest in DVR

 

[Steve Piffler]

Either she doesn't really feel the dude like she think she does or some other dude is tearing up those sugar walls on the side.

These broads are skeevy these days. They will call you on the phone and listen to you talk while sucking another nikka's dikk. I knew a dude that got a blowjob while the girl was on the phone with her boyfriend on that "I love you baby" bullshyt. Straight ruthless hoes killing these clueless chumps. Army wives are the WORST, they will sleep with anything that crawls while their husband is deployed.

i saw the same video on shesfreaky, breh....

 

[mcellas]

i saw the same video on shesfreaky, breh....

Its too many videos out there like this and one of those conversations sounded like one I had with my ex I had to

 

[old_timer]

how much does all this cost?

$300.month weekly maid service
$400/month (inc.dry cleaning) wash & fold service for clothes (very affordable)
$300-600 weekend travel once a month
$300/month personal chef service (p/t for middle of week)
$$$ have the house set up right (technically)

but you already knew that

 

[iBrowse]

Sure. I guess I forgot where I was.

She's definitely getting her blown out by some other "nikka".

Carry on...

 

[iBrowse]

i saw the same video on shesfreaky, breh....

im mad it took this long for someone to mention this

 

[nalej]

She seems like an unpleasant person just from her post. She admits she got fat and probably stank as well. I don't blame her husband at all. He probably hit the skripclub or backpages right after her flight.

 

[pimpineasy]

3 times in 6 weeks B?!? i can divide ......

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

$300.month weekly maid service
$400/month (inc.dry cleaning) wash & fold service for clothes (very affordable)
$300-600 weekend travel once a month
$300/month personal chef service (p/t for middle of week)
$$$ have the house set up right (technically)

but you already knew that

You right...you right...

 

[Steve Piffler]

It works....

i see what you did there...

Spoiler

 

[FreddyCalhoun]

This broad really thought that cleaning the house and Laundry is better than breaking him off....

 

[old_timer]

i break into a lyrical freestyle
grab the mic, look at the crowd, see smiles
cause they see a woman standing up on her own two
sloppy slouching is something i won't do
some think that we can't flow??
stereotypes they got to go
i'm gonna mess around and flip the scene into reverse
with a little touch of "ladies first"

 

[FreddyCalhoun]

Its too many videos out there like this and one of those conversations sounded like one I had with my ex I had to

Had the same one with my EX...If you can't be around...move around.