I can't control a classroom full of 3rd graders B.

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shyt real out here b.

Yo I'm a teachers aide type nikka, these fukkin kids be wildn:snoop:..I'm talking jumping on tables and desks,a classroom full of girls screaming to the top of there lungs,they bout to fight eachother... It's like a madhouse in there b...And these just the 3rd graders...
Of course it's some good classes with kids that do there work and shyt,but the majority of these fukking kids be on some Bullshyt b..
It's like some kids be like oh shyt we got a substitute teacher it's going down when they see me :mjcry:..

So I need to find some ways to get into these fukking kids head before it's too late for them cus it's real out here b..

I'm thinking bout just keeping it real wit them like telling them they ain't gonna be shyt if they go at this rate :demonic:.



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You already fukked up...i found out early on when I was teaching you gotta come in cracking the whip from day one. Then you can let up a little so you're not being an a$$hole all the time. But it's no recovering from it if they see weakness early on.

I had a similar experience when a first grade teacher asked me to watch her class "real quick". bytch was gone for a good hour. Those first graders are wild man :mjcry:
 
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I've been there ...done that in Baltimore and DC schools... :wow:

-Look around to see if there are any classroom rules on the wall...tell them to stick with those and do their work
-Tell them the teacher has a prize for best students :smugfavre:

-Tell them the teacher said to call their parents if they act up, and she texted all their numbers to you :troll:. Go into full on Oscar Award winning acting role and pretend you about to call their parents, act like you leaving a message :krs:.....watch them get in line..

- Disturb another teacher to see if they would take the most misbehaved kid

-Also play 20 Questions....... Kids love 20 Questions especially if they never played before :lawd: ...that will keep them amused for at least 45 mins to an hour or more if you do it right... gospel

-Just try to hold it down till 2:30 pm .. :ohlawd:


:whoa: Caution..This is only good for K - 6..... I have other "stop acting EXTRA crazy cause I'm a substitute and you think this is vacation" procedures for the older kids..
 
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seymour cake said:
shyt real out here b.

Yo I'm a teachers aide type nikka, these fukkin kids be wildn:snoop:..I'm talking jumping on tables and desks,a classroom full of girls screaming to the top of there lungs,they bout to fight eachother... It's like a madhouse in there b...And these just the 3rd graders...
Of course it's some good classes with kids that do there work and shyt,but the majority of these fukking kids be on some Bullshyt b..
It's like some kids be like oh shyt we got a substitute teacher it's going down when they see me :mjcry:..

So I need to find some ways to get into these fukking kids head before it's too late for them cus it's real out here b..

I'm thinking bout just keeping it real wit them like telling them they ain't gonna be shyt if they go at this rate :demonic:.



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Dude, I'm considering becoming an elementary teacher. You scaring me b:mjcry:
 
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seymour cake said:
shyt real out here b.

Yo I'm a teachers aide type nikka, these fukkin kids be wildn:snoop:..I'm talking jumping on tables and desks,a classroom full of girls screaming to the top of there lungs,they bout to fight eachother... It's like a madhouse in there b...And these just the 3rd graders...
Of course it's some good classes with kids that do there work and shyt,but the majority of these fukking kids be on some Bullshyt b..
It's like some kids be like oh shyt we got a substitute teacher it's going down when they see me :mjcry:..

So I need to find some ways to get into these fukking kids head before it's too late for them cus it's real out here b..

I'm thinking bout just keeping it real wit them like telling them they ain't gonna be shyt if they go at this rate :demonic:.



WHAT WOULD :ufdup: do?
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YOU AINT BUILT FOR THAT shyt MAN :damn: GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN :damn:
 
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