I can't control a classroom full of 3rd graders B.

[Motife43]

It takes a special, patient person to teach. My mom has taught special ed (behavior disorder) kids for 30 years, the stories she tells me aren't too off from what you're tellin say @seymour cake . Somehow she's stuck in there and made a positive impact on the kids' lives though. When I was out of work for a substantial time a couple years back, she suggested I sub, I had to turn it down though, can't deal with these bad ass kids lmao

 

[Handsback]

Brother the deal is too real. I just got put in charge of a tutoring program at one of the worst schools in our city. Seven year olds getting sent to alternative schools. Dopefiend moms coming to pick the kids up. Lockdowns because of local shootouts.

I was supposed to have 6-8 kids. Yesterday I had 18. We got kicked out of a classroom and they got us in the teachers' lunchroom with 9 chairs.

You had one cuss at you yet? There's a special kind of hate that boils up in you but then you realize their whole life ain't been shyt and that's how they've been taught to respond.

We tell them we love them and that we act like family in our program. The kids are expected to show love to their family and anything else gets the boot. That means no distracting others or gassing someone or any bullshyt like that. A friend who works at another shyt school tells me she will never be the first one to let go of a hug since that's the only affection they might get all day. She also dresses VERY well since she might be the only well dressed black person they see all week. I do the same.

All it takes is one bad one to screw up the whole room. Don't feel guilty about dropping the hammer and kicking someone to the principal.

 

[el_oh_el]

I hate to say this and sound like a c00n but you fukked up teaching black kids..you need to educate the white youfs..

This is so bad it should be bannable to be honest. Negged

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Lol...trolling

Trigger finger itchy

 

[Mr Rager]

Walk in the room and punch a hole in the chalkboard.
Kids will be like this dude is for real

 

[Milk N Cookies]

lemme ask my sister, she's a teacher's aide too.

 

[old_timer]

now i feel bad about my misspent youth
i remember making a substitute teacher cry

 

[seymour cake]

Send them to the principal or something.Call for back up.

It's too many of them the whole class would be in the office..

 

[Mowgli]

shyt real out here b.

Yo I'm a teachers aide type nikka, these fukkin kids be wildn..I'm talking jumping on tables and desks,a classroom full of girls screaming to the top of there lungs,they bout to fight eachother... It's like a madhouse in there b...And these just the 3rd graders...
Of course it's some good classes with kids that do there work and shyt,but the majority of these fukking kids be on some Bullshyt b..
It's like some kids be like oh shyt we got a substitute teacher it's going down when they see me ..

So I need to find some ways to get into these fukking kids head before it's too late for them cus it's real out here b..

I'm thinking bout just keeping it real wit them like telling them they ain't gonna be shyt if they go at this rate .



WHAT WOULD do?

I would hit the chalkboard with a ruler and say AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA lounder then they can scream.

Then tell them kids

NOT IN MY FREAKING CLASROOM, PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER ITS DISGUSTING!!!!!!!

 

[seymour cake]

I've been there ...done that in Baltimore and DC schools...

-Look around to see if there are any classroom rules on the wall...tell them to stick with those and do their work
-Tell them the teacher has a prize for best students

-Tell them the teacher said to call their parents if they act up, and she texted all their numbers to you . Go into full on Oscar Award winning acting role and pretend you about to call their parents, act like you leaving a message .....watch them get in line..

- Disturb another teacher to see if they would take the most misbehaved kid

-Also play 20 Questions....... Kids love 20 Questions especially if they never played before ...that will keep them amused for at least 45 mins to an hour if you do it right... gospel

-Just try to hold it down till 2:30 pm ..


Caution..This is only good for K - 6..... I have other "stop acting EXTRA crazy cause I'm a substitute and you think this is vacation" procedures for the older kids..

Damn these some good ideas

 

[seymour cake]

choke slam the loudest one...let that marinate.

Lol I really walked past a special ed class today. It was two black teachers play wrestling beating the kids up lol

 

[zerozero]

 

[GollyImGully]

 

[seymour cake]

Dude, I'm considering becoming an elementary teacher. You scaring me b

Don't get me wrong some kids are good and do their work.. but the ones that Come to play

 

[Y2Dre]

Hormones in the food got these kids wildn.

My god daughter only eats vegetables and fish, and seeing her interact with other kids is like night and day.

 

[Milk N Cookies]

Give the good kids starburst. That's how my music teacher kept us in line. Music became one of the best classes of the week.