I can't control a classroom full of 3rd graders B.

[seymour cake]

YOU AINT BUILT FOR THAT shyt MAN GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN

That's the crazy part about this, I usually just work one on one with kids. This year they got me on some break sub type shyt, Man I'm not qualified to be in no Damn classroom wit 20 bad ass kids.

 

[seymour cake]

It takes a special, patient person to teach. My mom has taught special ed (behavior disorder) kids for 30 years, the stories she tells me aren't too off from what you're tellin say @seymour cake . Somehow she's stuck in there and made a positive impact on the kids' lives though. When I was out of work for a substantial time a couple years back, she suggested I sub, I had to turn it down though, can't deal with these bad ass kids lmao

Yeah it seem like the kids respect old black ladies the most even more then the men in school.

 

[JayGatsby]

make class more interactive......

try to relate with the kids....

" who likes spongebob.?... well look if spongebob had 4 fishes in his hand and he threw 2 away ,how many left? " etc shyt like that







thank me later bruh

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

my 3rd grade teacher picked brehs up by their ears...off the ground.

i was in Catholic School from k-2...those nuns would pull your hair and hit you with rulers.

 

[seymour cake]

Brother the deal is too real. I just got put in charge of a tutoring program at one of the worst schools in our city. Seven year olds getting sent to alternative schools. Dopefiend moms coming to pick the kids up. Lockdowns because of local shootouts.

I was supposed to have 6-8 kids. Yesterday I had 18. We got kicked out of a classroom and they got us in the teachers' lunchroom with 9 chairs.

You had one cuss at you yet? There's a special kind of hate that boils up in you but then you realize their whole life ain't been shyt and that's how they've been taught to respond.

We tell them we love them and that we act like family in our program. The kids are expected to show love to their family and anything else gets the boot. That means no distracting others or gassing someone or any bullshyt like that. A friend who works at another shyt school tells me she will never be the first one to let go of a hug since that's the only affection they might get all day. She also dresses VERY well since she might be the only well dressed black person they see all week. I do the same.

All it takes is one bad one to screw up the whole room. Don't feel guilty about dropping the hammer and kicking someone to the principal.

They do way more than cursing I swear to God today a substitute white lady got punched in the chest today, she had to file an incident report and all that the police came and got the kid.,

 

[dennis roadman]

That's the crazy part about this, I usually just work one on one with kids. This year they got me on some break sub type shyt, Man I'm not qualified to be in no Damn classroom wit 20 bad ass kids.

make everything a game. the competitive kids will try hard and the ones that dont like competition will fall back. if they cause trouble, the ones deep into the game wont need you hawking them, then you can deal with them in smaller groups

 

[seymour cake]

my 3rd grade teacher picked brehs up by their ears...off the ground.

i was in Catholic School from k-2...those nuns would pull your hair and hit you with rulers.

That's all kids need is some real discipline if you could smack them up a couple of times none of this would be happening.. these kids know they font have consequences so they do whatever they want.

 

[seymour cake]

I would hit the chalkboard with a ruler and say AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA lounder then they can scream.

Then tell them kids

NOT IN MY FREAKING CLASROOM, PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER ITS DISGUSTING!!!!!!!

I tried this these lil suckers started screaming with me that shyt started a chain reaction

 

[#StarkSet]

I teach at a inner city school


U gotta lay down the law with the high schoolers



With the youngins u gotta bribe em, bring out that candy

 

[Mowgli]

I tried this these lil suckers started screaming with me that shyt started a chain reaction

Better start playing an educational game. Make the kids act out parts.

A A A I NEED YOU ALL TO BE QUIET, We're GOING TO PLAY A GAME!!!!!

 

[JayGatsby]

if your teaching them maths....

buy a pack of pokemon cards give them one each and let them battle one another while learning

for example

if blastoise

used hydro pump how much HP will charazard have left

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

I tried this these lil suckers started screaming with me that shyt started a chain reaction

 

[seymour cake]

Single mom's

You can really tell how single mom's is a big part of the problem..these kids know when they get home nothing gonna happen.. if I had a dollar every time I heard "my mom don't whip me, I'm not scared" I'll be rich..

 

[SPACE IS FAKE]

Brother the deal is too real. I just got put in charge of a tutoring program at one of the worst schools in our city. Seven year olds getting sent to alternative schools. Dopefiend moms coming to pick the kids up. Lockdowns because of local shootouts.

I was supposed to have 6-8 kids. Yesterday I had 18. We got kicked out of a classroom and they got us in the teachers' lunchroom with 9 chairs.

You had one cuss at you yet? There's a special kind of hate that boils up in you but then you realize their whole life ain't been shyt and that's how they've been taught to respond.

We tell them we love them and that we act like family in our program. The kids are expected to show love to their family and anything else gets the boot. That means no distracting others or gassing someone or any bullshyt like that. A friend who works at another shyt school tells me she will never be the first one to let go of a hug since that's the only affection they might get all day. She also dresses VERY well since she might be the only well dressed black person they see all week. I do the same.

All it takes is one bad one to screw up the whole room. Don't feel guilty about dropping the hammer and kicking someone to the principal.

I hope to give back to the community one day like yall

 

[bunnz17]

Man I have been teaching for 10 years, and I have seen some ridiculous children. You have to be able to relate to them at some level. You need to find a way to be firm with them, but they also trust you. I am the PE teacher so I see all of the kids. I have 462 students and they all know not to mes with me.