i cant sell myself in interviews

[yo moms]

Yo moms it's aight pieces of shyt naturally float to the bottom, people like observe that are 36 unemployed with no education living in section 8 housing off working peoples tax $

@observe

 

[yo moms]

CHAVS

ALL jokes aside. Invest in a suit and tie some dress shirts and shoes. Get two suits and get fitted for them. Get a nice haircut. Get a proper resume going. Look at resume templates on lie and embellish the truth if you have to. DOn't pull up your resume on your smart phone. If you have an ipad...that will look better. Look confident. Be confident. Don't let them own you...own them during the interview. Act as if. Act is if you're the president of the united states of the king of england or whatever. Act as if THEY are missing out on something by not hiring YOU (even though they aren't...you got to show them who's boss). Every job I got was cause I wore a real nice suit to the interview with a nice tie and a nice haircut. Interviewers, HR, employers see that and they know you are serious and experienced or have experience cause no joe schmoe is getting hire wearing this to an interview. Thats for outside of work. REAL TALK.

lol @ ipad and smartphone. you should see my current phone. its from like 2003. its one of them slidey ones with the 1.5 megapixel camera. there is no ipad. i have an ipod tho

 

[*L*E*G*A*C*Y*]

just create fake but accurate narratives do some reasearch on behavioral questions and answer them yourself from past experiences where you did something that ended up being postive they try to trick you like asking you a time you had to deal with a boss who critiqued you so you have to make a story where a boss brought something up you could improve but then you suggested he try a new way of measuring it and the boss did came back and apologized and realized you actually were performing better than your peers

you gotta do what you gotta do because in the end they don't give a shyt about you your just a spoke in the wheel and they will throw you out if they didn't need you so do what you have to do to get in the door and prove your worth

This. Good advice.

It'll probably work best for you considering your education and lack of work experience.

Also, try to find any positive references you can to put on a CV/resume....

 

[BocaRear]

lol theres no course for boxing. its called a boxing gym and putting in enough work until you at a level high enough to turn pro. ive only had 8 amateur fights. im still green. im just putting in my time now. i just want a little job right now for some pocket money and for more driving lessons until i pass my test.

o aight,

just buy those formal clothes and lie through your teeth breh, you gotta sell them a dream

 

[*L*E*G*A*C*Y*]

lol theres no course for boxing. its called a boxing gym and putting in enough work until you at a level high enough to turn pro. ive only had 8 amateur fights. im still green. im just putting in my time now. i just want a little job right now for some pocket money and for more driving lessons until i pass my test.

This. At the end of the day you got to support yourself. You know. Get a little job. Get some money going. Then you can go out and about. Buy new clothes. Buy a new car. Pay rent for an apartment. Have a girly or two over. Get drunk after work. Things like that. As well, how are you going to fund your boxing exploits? You got a to think about that.

Listen...I used to have the same problems. I was real self-conscious during interviews. I was unemployed for a while. Trying to find a job seemed like trying to find needle in a haystack until I just say to hell with it and just went all over the internet and called and e-mailed 100s of people in a week. You just have to bte the bullet and stop giving a f*ck. I feel that's the problem with you man...you care too much about what others think and it makes you doubt yourself anyour own abilities. You don't have to prove nothing to no one mayne...you just have to do it for yourself.

 

[observe]

@observe

This guy doesn't know shyt about my life...he's a fakkit stalker

 

[Nick Barnes]

this is how adults dress in the uk

UK corny as fukkk

 

[yo moms]

UK corny as fukkk