I compliment fat women at the gym

[Black Mamba]

 

[Luke Cage]

I'm attractive enough to pull a woman that is currently good looking

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

When shopping and you see peanut butter in her basket, make sure to ask her if she's a dog or cat person. With that data, use your head for more than a hat rack.

That's the papa pimp routine