I did the Dave Chappelle in a job interview today

[Formerly Black Trash]

so what’s your name

op:

 

[⠀X ⠀]

They be asking these dumb questions to fukk with you. They know they ain’t giving you the job, and they still ask you dumb shyt. She had your resume in front of her. She doesn’t need you to recite your work history

 

[Arcavian]

Keep your resume on a screen in front of you next time


Be prepared to keep your lie alive

 

[Lord_nikon]

I had so many job gaps at one point too, I had so many resume configurations I would forget the one I submitted to the job

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

Keep your resume on a screen in front of you next time


Be prepared to keep your lie alive

Yup

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

I had so many job gaps at point too, I had so many resume configurations I would forget the one I submitted to the job

Its the worst bruh

 

[Arcavian]

Yup

Make a cheat sheet breh

take that bullshyt resume and write a fake ass memory about each job, make them short but somewhat easy to remember for next time

 

[RedCloakBlackWraithe]

Dawg one time I had an interview for a nice job. They gon wait till we do this whoooooooole shyt and be like "WELL I'M READY TO OFFER YOU THE POSITION. HERES WHERE YOU GO FOR YOUR HAIR FOLLICLE TEST...."

gave em the said nothing and walked the fukk out. They called me my entire 40 min ride home.

weed habit huh?

 

[Deflatedhoopdreams]

Dawg one time I had an interview for a nice job. They gon wait till we do this whoooooooole shyt and be like "WELL I'M READY TO OFFER YOU THE POSITION. HERES WHERE YOU GO FOR YOUR HAIR FOLLICLE TEST...."

gave em the said nothing and walked the fukk out. They called me my entire 40 min ride home.

I’m dead