I Didn’t Know Racc00ns Kill Other Animals

[Dr. Narcisse]

Why was it that all I could see was...for the Lizardbreh?

where is the original thread for this on thecoli. Been looking for it

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

where is the original thread for this on thecoli. Been looking for it

One of the GOAT threads this site has ever seen

WOW....NY Takes Another L

 

[Phantum]

I walk my dog early in the morning before work and I gotta be on the lookout for these b*stards and skunks. If my dog ever spots one it's on.

 

[DerrtySouthpaw]

Sly coop aint fukkin wit y’all puss ass catset

 

[Wildin]

But it is true you don’t take chances. It’s either kill them or call someone to remove them. The blanket statement is true. When I see racc00ns I automatically start thinking about the effect they can have on my immediate community. They hit the same trash bins as rats. Fight stray dogs and cats that could spread it. They are a nuisance and varmints that I don’t want around.

They are nocturnal creatures. They are more afraid of people than people are of them. They are somewhat scavengers by nature and non territorial. They'll flee the first chance they get. If theres no food source around they won't linger. They don't all have rabies. It's actually not very common, as rabies is a terminal illness. Regardless of their rabies or not, if you leave them alone they'll leave you alone, they won't chase or attack you. If you see one hanging our during the day, unless you've found the nest, they probably have rabies. They might be foaming at the mouth, hissing, wheezing, or running in circles (because they are blind and their brain is fukked).
Your dog or cat is more likely to attack a racc00n before a racc00n attacks your "pet". But if you research their nature, they are pretty easy going, not very temperamental. I wouldnt call them cuddly, but I've seen more housecats and dogs that deserve a bullet before a racc00n.

 

[Smokin Rider]

Racc00ns are smart asl, they been known to drown cats and dogs. One time my boy Scrappy (R.I.P.) was let outside at night and I heard him barking, I looked outside the window and 5 of them fools were crowding him and he was looking at which one he wanted to steal off on, good thing I seen it I came out with a bat and chased them, my boy caught one and shook his ass before it got away. My dog was a scrapper but I dont think any dogs beats 5 racc00ns by itself.

 

[player611]

https://www.mnn.com/family/pets/stories/would-cute-racc00n-drown-your-dog

"According to some relatively gory lore, racc00ns are nasty, aggressive creatures with an instinctive hatred for Fido. If your pet decides to pick a fight with a racc00n — or enters the vicinity of one of these angry animals — serious warfare could ensue. And if the fight happens near water, the racc00n could climb on his nemesis's head, deliberately push him underwater and drown him.

A woman in Cumberland County, Canada, dove into a pond one summer to save her Brittany spaniel, which was being drowned by a racc00n, she says.

The spaniel named Star had circled the racc00n three times and then the racc00n started backing toward the water, Dawn Simmonds told the Herald News. She remembers her dad telling her that when cornered, a racc00n will lure a dog into water and drown it."

Savages

 

[General Mills]

Read your post and did some research, it turns out racc00ns regularly give cats that work. @Ill Clinton
Even BOBCATS

Yooo In that second clip the c00n had that Bobcat doing the macarena He was dancing around avoiding the straight up fade.


When I was a kid we had woods behind our house. In our backyard we kept our garbage cans. c00ns started a war with my pops over them shyts. He would leave for work in the morning and see trash all over the backyard. Pops would get heated and try different methods to keep them out of the trash.

Lowkey they were outsmarting my dad on some Home Alone Macaulay Culkin shyt. First he tried tying the lids down with bungie cords. c00ns ate through them shyts. Trash strewn all over the yard.

Next week he put some big rocks on the lids. They pushed them shyts off and had a trash buffet.

Then he got some bigger rocks to put on the lids. We had the old school metal trash cans. The lids could barely take the rocks. When he came out for work in the morning he saw 3 c00ns posted up sitting on top of the trash cans pissed off. They could not move the rocks and they could not tip them over. So they were waiting on my dad

I remember I was getting ready for school and I heard my dad in the backyard yelling. I peek out the window and my dad has a bat and is swinging for the fences. The c00ns were around him and seemed to be . My dad took one wild swing. . missed badly. Stumbled and hit one of the trash cans . . The trash can tipped and knocked the other trash can down while it was falling.

The c00ns were


Started diving into the trash . My dad was so pissed and frustrated . . I saw him internally give up The bat fell out of his hands and he just watched the three c00ns on our trash. His dress pants were all muddy from falling in the dirt and he was looking disheveled and beaten.


The next week he bought a shed.

 

[Copy Ninja]

#NoTime for #c00nset

 

[General Mills]

https://www.mnn.com/family/pets/stories/would-cute-racc00n-drown-your-dog

"According to some relatively gory lore, racc00ns are nasty, aggressive creatures with an instinctive hatred for Fido. If your pet decides to pick a fight with a racc00n — or enters the vicinity of one of these angry animals — serious warfare could ensue. And if the fight happens near water, the racc00n could climb on his nemesis's head, deliberately push him underwater and drown him.

A woman in Cumberland County, Canada, dove into a pond one summer to save her Brittany spaniel, which was being drowned by a racc00n, she says.

The spaniel named Star had circled the racc00n three times and then the racc00n started backing toward the water, Dawn Simmonds told the Herald News. She remembers her dad telling her that when cornered, a racc00n will lure a dog into water and drown it."

Savages

I remember the thread when a c00n was fukking up a dog named Toaster

His owner had to save his ass. Threw that c00n down a flight of steps.

 

[RhodyRum]

Yooo In that second clip the c00n had that Bobcat doing the macarena He was dancing around avoiding the straight up fade.


When I was a kid we had woods behind our house. In our backyard we kept our garbage cans. c00ns started a war with my pops over them shyts. He would leave for work in the morning and see trash all over the backyard. Pops would get heated and try different methods to keep them out of the trash.

Lowkey they were outsmarting my dad on some Home Alone Macaulay Culkin shyt. First he tried tying the lids down with bungie cords. c00ns ate through them shyts. Trash strewn all over the yard.

Next week he put some big rocks on the lids. They pushed them shyts off and had a trash buffet.

Then he got some bigger rocks to put on the lids. We had the old school metal trash cans. The lids could barely take the rocks. When he came out for work in the morning he saw 3 c00ns posted up sitting on top of the trash cans pissed off. They could not move the rocks and they could not tip them over. So they were waiting on my dad

I remember I was getting ready for school and I heard my dad in the backyard yelling. I peek out the window and my dad has a bat and is swinging for the fences. The c00ns were around him and seemed to be . My dad took one wild swing. . missed badly. Stumbled and hit one of the trash cans. . The trash can tipped and knocked the other trash can down while it was falling.

The c00ns were


Started diving into the trash. My dad was so pissed and frustrated. . I saw him internally give up The bat fell out of his hands and he just watched the three c00ns on our trash. His dress pants were all muddy from falling in the dirt and he was looking disheveled and beaten.


The next week he bought a shed.

Ayoooo this reads like a Married... With Children episode!!!

 

[Tigron]

#NoTime for #c00nset

Threw him straight in the bushes

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

Used to have to chase racc00ns from my garbage cans with bats. They really made you square up to get them to move.

You just reminded me of this classic

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

Yooo In that second clip the c00n had that Bobcat doing the macarena He was dancing around avoiding the straight up fade.


When I was a kid we had woods behind our house. In our backyard we kept our garbage cans. c00ns started a war with my pops over them shyts. He would leave for work in the morning and see trash all over the backyard. Pops would get heated and try different methods to keep them out of the trash.

Lowkey they were outsmarting my dad on some Home Alone Macaulay Culkin shyt. First he tried tying the lids down with bungie cords. c00ns ate through them shyts. Trash strewn all over the yard.

Next week he put some big rocks on the lids. They pushed them shyts off and had a trash buffet.

Then he got some bigger rocks to put on the lids. We had the old school metal trash cans. The lids could barely take the rocks. When he came out for work in the morning he saw 3 c00ns posted up sitting on top of the trash cans pissed off. They could not move the rocks and they could not tip them over. So they were waiting on my dad

I remember I was getting ready for school and I heard my dad in the backyard yelling. I peek out the window and my dad has a bat and is swinging for the fences. The c00ns were around him and seemed to be . My dad took one wild swing. . missed badly. Stumbled and hit one of the trash cans. . The trash can tipped and knocked the other trash can down while it was falling.

The c00ns were


Started diving into the trash. My dad was so pissed and frustrated. . I saw him internally give up The bat fell out of his hands and he just watched the three c00ns on our trash. His dress pants were all muddy from falling in the dirt and he was looking disheveled and beaten.


The next week he bought a shed.

Get Tom and Jerry'd by racc00ns brehs

You just reminded me of this classic

Yo when he came back running

 

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I was watching this the other day