I Didn’t Know Racc00ns Kill Other Animals

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Racc00ns are smart don’t let them near your trash or your pets food or they’ll stay hitting licks on your shyt
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Read your post and did some research, it turns out racc00ns regularly give cats that work. @Ill Clinton
Even BOBCATS :picard:




A racc00n cant see a Bobcat at all, the 2nd clip shows a bit of that. They typically live with an indifference of eachother as they dont eat the same things and racc00ns dont taste good to Bobcats due to their diet.
 

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:ohhh: Yooo In that second clip the c00n had that Bobcat doing the macarena :ohhh: He was dancing around avoiding the straight up fade.


When I was a kid we had woods behind our house. In our backyard we kept our garbage cans. c00ns started a war with my pops over them shyts. He would leave for work in the morning and see trash all over the backyard.:scust: Pops would get heated and try different methods to keep them out of the trash.

Lowkey they were outsmarting my dad on some Home Alone Macaulay Culkin shyt.:mjlol: First he tried tying the lids down with bungie cords. c00ns ate through them shyts. :troll: Trash strewn all over the yard.

Next week he put some big rocks on the lids. They pushed them shyts off and had a trash buffet. :eat:

Then he got some bigger rocks to put on the lids. We had the old school metal trash cans. The lids could barely take the rocks. When he came out for work in the morning he saw 3 c00ns posted up sitting on top of the trash cans pissed off.:birdman::birdman::birdman: They could not move the rocks and they could not tip them over. So they were waiting on my dad:damn:

I remember I was getting ready for school and I heard my dad in the backyard yelling. I peek out the window and my dad has a bat and is swinging for the fences. The c00ns were :mj:around him and seemed to be :umad:. My dad took one wild swing. . missed badly. Stumbled and hit one of the trash cans. . The trash can tipped and knocked the other trash can down while it was falling. :leon:

The c00ns were :lolbron::krs::jawalrus:


Started diving into the trash. My dad was so pissed and frustrated. . I saw him internally give up:unimpressed: The bat fell out of his hands and he just watched the three c00ns :cook: on our trash. His dress pants were all muddy from falling in the dirt and he was looking disheveled and beaten.:mjcry:


The next week he bought a shed.:mjlol:
Shouts out to your pops.
 

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I went to throw out my trash one night and I heard some rumbling in the trashbin and a racc00n popped out! This was at night. He ran off but he was moving pretty stealthily.
 

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Shouts out to your pops.

Those c00ns had my pops HEATED. I remember he would start barking at us on some frivolous shyt. DIDNT I SAY CLEAN THE BATHROOM! :damn: I knew it was because of the L he took in the backyard so I was :mjpls:



When he got the shed he had his swagger back:myman: Him and my uncle put that shyt up in a day and then stayed out there drinking brews with a satisfied look on his face. He was finally content .
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He had this ridiculous lock on the shed:mjlol: shyt was like a bank vault lock. Like he was halfway shook the c00ns could pick it or some shyt:russ:
 

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Those c00ns had my pops HEATED. I remember he would start barking at us on some frivolous shyt. DIDNT I SAY CLEAN THE BATHROOM! :damn: I knew it was because of the L he took in the backyard so I was :mjpls:



When he got the shed he had his swagger back:myman: Him and my uncle put that shyt up in a day and then stayed out there drinking brews with a satisfied look on his face. He was finally content .
H3dK4fK.gif



He had this ridiculous lock on the shed:mjlol: shyt was like a bank vault lock. Like he was halfway shook the c00ns could pick it or some shyt:russ:
fukk what everybody else is saying...There's nothing in this world like a dad that is present.
 
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