I do literally nothing at my job

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Everyone brushing past that comment like it's nothing

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lol i'm sayin, like i know i wasn't the only one who read that shyt :dead:
 

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Come up off that story breh :popcorn:

It was at my house, i do illustration and cartoons and this barber wanted a cartoon mouse. I have been putting off because i mainly draw people mainly faces anyway he comes over shows me what he wants and other stuff like he sings in arabic and i told him i write songs too and song him one of my songs he liked it.

As i was showing him my stuff and want he could do with the mouse he bought me some bump cream because when i was over the barber spots last he noticed small bumps anyway he wipes the back of my head then puts the cream on then started to give me a shouldeer massage. I asked does he do massages at the barbers and he said yeah then he said i should get on the floor and he could massage me more he was using vaseline. I thought its a bit odd but since he does massages at the barbers this is nothing but a freebie so i get on the floor and he does my back his hand was near my ass and i was thinking whoa then he says get on the front side and he does the massage and then boom he defientely rubbed my dikk i was like whoa he was like sorry like it was an accident i told him i had enough and that was that.

He then was talking about cooking for me that do i like fish and etc i was like whatever i peeped that he probably thought i was gay because i was singing to him :bryan: the whole shyt messed me up and i had to smoke back to back cigerattes to cool out and thinking it could have been a mistake. he was somalian but now im thinking his also gay he was showing me picss of his crib and it was immaculate. Thats the story not much to tell it only happened a few hours ago.
 

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I'm probably not the only one:francis:

Same here. I spend most days on the coli, searching for sneakers, reading up on investment opportunities, etc. I just downloaded the entire Adobe Design CS6 classroom training so, i bring my Mac into the office, and have been working through that. Like previous posters have said, try to make good use of that time. I spend days on swagbucks earning gift cards. Try to find things you can do to make extra money during that time. Nothing wrong with getting paid twice for the same hour.
 

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Breh that sounds like an ideal job getting paid to do shyt I sit around and do for nothing. Hell I'd fukk around and sneak my xbox into the office and really have it set up

We use to do this at my old department. One of my co-workers still had a SNES. All we played was street fighter.


Of course this was before laptops start going missing and they put cameras up.. :(
 

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It's not the pay that concerns me, you're just wasting valuable time. At least be putting together a business plan or networking. Reading up on the latest trends in your industry which can shape your next career move. The only purpose of a job, well working for someone else, outside of an income is to obtain marketable skills for your resume so you can move on to the next.

I don't know where to start breh, i don't feel i'm losing opportunities and i'm not very good at doing business, my only business experience is selling stuffs to ebay, right now i'm only able to save a lot of money, that's the best can i do
 

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Ive had jobs like that before and as ive gotten older ive realized short term getting paid to do nothing is dope but after awhile you develop a laziness thats hard to break when you actually do have to work...
THIS ^. I came in here to post the same thing. I have the same issue from time to time at work with idle time, but I TRY to quickly get myself busy in doing something. Once a human gets used to laziness, it's hard to shake that off.
 

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I'm in my office doing nothing breh, browsing the coli and huffington post, I only received some calls since this morning and that's it, I feel terrible about it, It's been like this for almost a year, and it doesn't seem like anyone notices. Nobody checks up on me and I just do whatever every day. Nothing special, I know, just something that I deal with every working day of my current existence. I think i'm going to quit at 4:30 instead of 5 P.M cause nobody seems to give a shyt. Every day is the same thing.
That cube life breh
 

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I used to have a job like that and it's really not worth it. I actually dreaded waking up every morning because 9-5 felt like a year. eventually they told me I was being let go because there wasn't much work for me to do. I've never been so happy to be laid off :russ:
 

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I don't know where to start breh, i don't feel i'm losing opportunities and i'm not very good at doing business, my only business experience is selling stuffs to ebay, right now i'm only able to save a lot of money, that's the best can i do
Do you want to stay at that job? If not, start making plans to move.

Obtain a list of the software and programming languages you're currently using and try to see how they compare to industry standards. You can start by signing up for blogs or newsletters and just dedicate 15 minutes of your work day to getting up to speed with your industry. Look at company openings for positions you may feel you're interested in and start networking with people in that department. If you're not sure what you want to do, start by trying to figure that out. You'll still be spending time on the net researching things, but at least it's more valuable than what you're currently doing.
 

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It was at my house, i do illustration and cartoons and this barber wanted a cartoon mouse. I have been putting off because i mainly draw people mainly faces anyway he comes over shows me what he wants and other stuff like he sings in arabic and i told him i write songs too and song him one of my songs he liked it.

As i was showing him my stuff and want he could do with the mouse he bought me some bump cream because when i was over the barber spots last he noticed small bumps anyway he wipes the back of my head then puts the cream on then started to give me a shouldeer massage. I asked does he do massages at the barbers and he said yeah then he said i should get on the floor and he could massage me more he was using vaseline. I thought its a bit odd but since he does massages at the barbers this is nothing but a freebie so i get on the floor and he does my back his hand was near my ass and i was thinking whoa then he says get on the front side and he does the massage and then boom he defientely rubbed my dikk i was like whoa he was like sorry like it was an accident i told him i had enough and that was that.

He then was talking about cooking for me that do i like fish and etc i was like whatever i peeped that he probably thought i was gay because i was singing to him :bryan: the whole shyt messed me up and i had to smoke back to back cigerattes to cool out and thinking it could have been a mistake. he was somalian but now im thinking his also gay he was showing me picss of his crib and it was immaculate. Thats the story not much to tell it only happened a few hours ago.
Yeah he was tryna finesse u outta your booty hole :mjlol:

I'm sorry u almost got your innocence taken breh :therethere:
 

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I'm in my office doing nothing breh, browsing the coli and huffington post, I only received some calls since this morning and that's it, I feel terrible about it, It's been like this for almost a year, and it doesn't seem like anyone notices. Nobody checks up on me and I just do whatever every day. Nothing special, I know, just something that I deal with every working day of my current existence. I think i'm going to quit at 4:30 instead of 5 P.M cause nobody seems to give a shyt. Every day is the same thing.

Breh use that free time to create a side bustle. You will look back in time and be happy you did. If you don't want to do that us your free time to work on skills, education or training.
 

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Ive had jobs like that before and as ive gotten older ive realized short term getting paid to do nothing is dope but after awhile you develop a laziness thats hard to break when you actually do have to work...
This, when I quit my job at the gas station to work at a pharmacy, it was he'll



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