I do literally nothing at my job

[Copy Ninja]

It was at my house, i do illustration and cartoons and this barber wanted a cartoon mouse. I have been putting off because i mainly draw people mainly faces anyway he comes over shows me what he wants and other stuff like he sings in arabic and i told him i write songs too and song him one of my songs he liked it.

As i was showing him my stuff and want he could do with the mouse he bought me some bump cream because when i was over the barber spots last he noticed small bumps anyway he wipes the back of my head then puts the cream on then started to give me a shouldeer massage. I asked does he do massages at the barbers and he said yeah then he said i should get on the floor and he could massage me more he was using vaseline. I thought its a bit odd but since he does massages at the barbers this is nothing but a freebie so i get on the floor and he does my back his hand was near my ass and i was thinking whoa then he says get on the front side and he does the massage and then boom he defientely rubbed my dikk i was like whoa he was like sorry like it was an accident i told him i had enough and that was that.

He then was talking about cooking for me that do i like fish and etc i was like whatever i peeped that he probably thought i was gay because i was singing to him the whole shyt messed me up and i had to smoke back to back cigerattes to cool out and thinking it could have been a mistake. he was somalian but now im thinking his also gay he was showing me picss of his crib and it was immaculate. Thats the story not much to tell it only happened a few hours ago.

 

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

Bring porno mags


- blackierobinson

 

[killacal]

It was at my house, i do illustration and cartoons and this barber wanted a cartoon mouse. I have been putting off because i mainly draw people mainly faces anyway he comes over shows me what he wants and other stuff like he sings in arabic and i told him i write songs too and song him one of my songs he liked it.

As i was showing him my stuff and want he could do with the mouse he bought me some bump cream because when i was over the barber spots last he noticed small bumps anyway he wipes the back of my head then puts the cream on then started to give me a shouldeer massage. I asked does he do massages at the barbers and he said yeah then he said i should get on the floor and he could massage me more he was using vaseline. I thought its a bit odd but since he does massages at the barbers this is nothing but a freebie so i get on the floor and he does my back his hand was near my ass and i was thinking whoa then he says get on the front side and he does the massage and then boom he defientely rubbed my dikk i was like whoa he was like sorry like it was an accident i told him i had enough and that was that.

He then was talking about cooking for me that do i like fish and etc i was like whatever i peeped that he probably thought i was gay because i was singing to him the whole shyt messed me up and i had to smoke back to back cigerattes to cool out and thinking it could have been a mistake. he was somalian but now im thinking his also gay he was showing me picss of his crib and it was immaculate. Thats the story not much to tell it only happened a few hours ago.

A gay Somalian barber with an immaculate house

 

[Fillerguy]

Dudes mad they get paid to bullshyt. Try getting paid bullshyt. Stop complaining and put a nikka on

 

[RoyalQ]

It was at my house, i do illustration and cartoons and this barber wanted a cartoon mouse. I have been putting off because i mainly draw people mainly faces anyway he comes over shows me what he wants and other stuff like he sings in arabic and i told him i write songs too and song him one of my songs he liked it.

As i was showing him my stuff and want he could do with the mouse he bought me some bump cream because when i was over the barber spots last he noticed small bumps anyway he wipes the back of my head then puts the cream on then started to give me a shouldeer massage. I asked does he do massages at the barbers and he said yeah then he said i should get on the floor and he could massage me more he was using vaseline. I thought its a bit odd but since he does massages at the barbers this is nothing but a freebie so i get on the floor and he does my back his hand was near my ass and i was thinking whoa then he says get on the front side and he does the massage and then boom he defientely rubbed my dikk i was like whoa he was like sorry like it was an accident i told him i had enough and that was that.

He then was talking about cooking for me that do i like fish and etc i was like whatever i peeped that he probably thought i was gay because i was singing to him the whole shyt messed me up and i had to smoke back to back cigerattes to cool out and thinking it could have been a mistake. he was somalian but now im thinking his also gay he was showing me picss of his crib and it was immaculate. Thats the story not much to tell it only happened a few hours ago.

You almost got your innocent booty snatched

 

[BlackDiBiase]

A gay Somalian barber with an immaculate house

Im not lying bro, i dont know if his gay but he definitely crossed the line.

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

I'm in my office doing nothing breh, browsing the coli and huffington post, I only received some calls since this morning and that's it, I feel terrible about it, It's been like this for almost a year, and it doesn't seem like anyone notices. Nobody checks up on me and I just do whatever every day. Nothing special, I know, just something that I deal with every working day of my current existence. I think i'm going to quit at 4:30 instead of 5 P.M cause nobody seems to give a shyt. Every day is the same thing.

Sounds like my day. Everyday. Get so bored I just wanna quit. But it's good pay and I get all this freedom.

 

[FaTaL]

I'm in my office doing nothing breh, browsing the coli and huffington post, I only received some calls since this morning and that's it, I feel terrible about it, It's been like this for almost a year, and it doesn't seem like anyone notices. Nobody checks up on me and I just do whatever every day. Nothing special, I know, just something that I deal with every working day of my current existence. I think i'm going to quit at 4:30 instead of 5 P.M cause nobody seems to give a shyt. Every day is the same thing.

whats your boss do everyday, i bet he/she is also bored az fuk as well

 

[beenz]

did the OP say what kinda job he does or what industry he works in?

 

[Rawtid]

did the OP say what kinda job he does or what industry he works in?

Software engineer

 

[thatdude954]

I'm in my office doing nothing breh, browsing the coli and huffington post, I only received some calls since this morning and that's it, I feel terrible about it, It's been like this for almost a year, and it doesn't seem like anyone notices. Nobody checks up on me and I just do whatever every day. Nothing special, I know, just something that I deal with every working day of my current existence. I think i'm going to quit at 4:30 instead of 5 P.M cause nobody seems to give a shyt. Every day is the same thing.

What is your job?
How much do you make?
Are they hiring?

 

[Neil Tyson]

I'm in my office doing nothing breh, browsing the coli and huffington post, I only received some calls since this morning and that's it, I feel terrible about it, It's been like this for almost a year, and it doesn't seem like anyone notices. Nobody checks up on me and I just do whatever every day. Nothing special, I know, just something that I deal with every working day of my current existence. I think i'm going to quit at 4:30 instead of 5 P.M cause nobody seems to give a shyt. Every day is the same thing.

Dust off your resume. That's how you get laid off. When you have nothing to do.

 

[MikeyC]

lol youre lucky, i got sexually harrased today it was my fault though i mean no man should let another man massage him i shoulda seen the signs.

It was at my house, i do illustration and cartoons and this barber wanted a cartoon mouse. I have been putting off because i mainly draw people mainly faces anyway he comes over shows me what he wants and other stuff like he sings in arabic and i told him i write songs too and song him one of my songs he liked it.

As i was showing him my stuff and want he could do with the mouse he bought me some bump cream because when i was over the barber spots last he noticed small bumps anyway he wipes the back of my head then puts the cream on then started to give me a shouldeer massage. I asked does he do massages at the barbers and he said yeah then he said i should get on the floor and he could massage me more he was using vaseline. I thought its a bit odd but since he does massages at the barbers this is nothing but a freebie so i get on the floor and he does my back his hand was near my ass and i was thinking whoa then he says get on the front side and he does the massage and then boom he defientely rubbed my dikk i was like whoa he was like sorry like it was an accident i told him i had enough and that was that.

He then was talking about cooking for me that do i like fish and etc i was like whatever i peeped that he probably thought i was gay because i was singing to him the whole shyt messed me up and i had to smoke back to back cigerattes to cool out and thinking it could have been a mistake. he was somalian but now im thinking his also gay he was showing me picss of his crib and it was immaculate. Thats the story not much to tell it only happened a few hours ago.

Breh,that ain't no harrassment, thats sexual assult.

 

[RoyalQ]

My job is boring and the pay sucks ass. I do the same thing everyday.

 

[Micky Mikey]

I'm in my office doing nothing breh, browsing the coli and huffington post, I only received some calls since this morning and that's it, I feel terrible about it, It's been like this for almost a year, and it doesn't seem like anyone notices. Nobody checks up on me and I just do whatever every day. Nothing special, I know, just something that I deal with every working day of my current existence. I think i'm going to quit at 4:30 instead of 5 P.M cause nobody seems to give a shyt. Every day is the same thing.

You might want to spend a few hours per day on indeed.com