I feel violated every time I do yard york

[GnauzBookOfRhymes]

Use the lawn mower... its faster

Exactly.

Mfs hand raking all these leaves


Fumbling around trying to fit the rake into the bag

Half the leaves don't even make it and now top of the bag is folding in on itself

Don't ask me how I know

 

[CarbonBraddock]

Seeds are nature's c-shots. Get ejaculated on by nature brehs

 

[invalid]

Damn... I ain’t done yard work since the 90’s. God bless brehs.

 

[Doin2Much Williams]

I live in Florida. Every time I do yard work I have seeds stuck all over clothes and body. I just cut down a tree and I picked hundreds of sticky greens seeds off my self. All on my socks, plants, flip-flops, hands, neck, everywhere. fukk plantlife in Florida.

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[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

warm weather vegetation is "aggressive" and tends to be like that. the other side of having warm sunny days is the plant wildlife that come with it.

 

[King]

Why the fukk you working on trees in flip flops

OP

 

[Ghost Utmost]

I gotta go rake up these damn leaves. It's like this shyt never stops

Use the lawn mower... its faster

LEAVES!!!

I have so many that the lawnmower wouldn't even work. Maybe a 3 inch layer of them shyts sitting on the yard now.

 

[Sex Luthor]

Why the fukk you working on trees in flip flops

My neighbor cuts grass barefoot. One day he ran over a underground bee hive and they sting his feet. nikka looked like froto with big swollen hairy feet. I couldn't help but laugh

 

[Paper Boi]

i will never live in a house that has a lawn again.

if i do buy one with a lawn, i'm ripping that shyt out and putting something else in.

shyt not worth it, especially in drought ridden california.

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

I gotta go rake up these damn leaves. It's like this shyt never stops

I literally have leaves year around. All sides of my house. In the front and backyard. In my gutters. On my driveway.

Just came in the house been out in the yard for the past 2 hours, caught the end of a game. I hate having a big yard sometimes. I'm ready to move. I think I'm over it.

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

My neighbor cuts grass barefoot. One day he ran over a underground bee hive and they sting his feet. nikka looked like froto with big swollen hairy feet. I couldn't help but laugh

What a fukking idiot.

I have a white neighbor who mows his lawn shirtless and all other outdoor activities and one day I looked out my window and dude was trimming his tree and branch straight snapped and whacked him in the chest. Dude flew off his ladder. His wife yelling, what's wrong Charlie!? CHARLIE! He laying there, I'm just



Neighbors.

 

[Pete Wrigley]

What a fukking idiot.

I have a white neighbor who mows his lawn shirtless and all other outdoor activities and one day I looked out my window and dude was trimming his tree and branch straight snapped and whacked him in the chest. Dude flew off his ladder. His wife yelling, what's wrong Charlie!? CHARLIE! He laying there, I'm just



Neighbors.

 

[Stir Fry]

I just got in from pouring a new concrete curb that runs along my lawn because we're responsible for the sidewalk in the city that I live in, and our utility company was acting like they had no plans on doing anything about it even though it's adjacent to their utility box. All this to say that I did it while wearing some beat up nike flyknits, so I can't judge anyone that does lawnwork while barefoot lol

Next up is redoing the lawn. I got a landscaper that will handle all the mowing though. fukk yardwork

 

[JLova]

Bought a townhouse so I don’t have to do any of that shift.

 

[Pazzy]

you know how i know you dont lift. life is a workout. Exercise more often.