I finally got my ass eating wake up call.

[King Musa]

GOAT thread title.

 

[Abayo]

What did she say when you pushed back her hemorrhoids and went out?
Must've been awkward

 

[Starboy52]

So, from my understanding... OP tongued down her digestive tract, no?

 

[An ashy lil fap hand]

You can't freeze it off. It's her digestive track. She needs to get her diet together asap.

Word. I'm vegan so it shouldn't be too hard. Question? Is it weird that it was almond tasting?

 

[Mwrex]

What a shytty situation

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

So, from my understanding... OP tongued down her digestive tract, no?

Probably was flicking it with his tongue

 

[O.T.I.S.]

I'm tryna freeze it but she acting scared of the ice. In a way, we're kind of bonding right now.

 

[blackzeus]

I didn't swallow anything. I'm not sure what to call what came out. I just put it back in and hit the showers. I got web MD open in another tab. Basically, it looked like butt tonsils. I'm investigating.

Consult doctors after you rubbing your face in an area where human waste is excremented, my nikka where is your common sense

 

[JAY?]

I thought homie finally felt the ecstasy of getting his salad tossed

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

Word. I'm vegan so it shouldn't be too hard. Question? Is it weird that it was almond tasting?

I don't eat ass or chittlerings breh. I don't know what that shyt is suppose to taste like.

 

[DarrynCobretti]

Made a mistake by reading this thread and every post in it while eating some tacos

 

[AlwaysLurkin]

nikka got dried up shyt in the back of his throat...just hock it up

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

OP she needs more fiber and water.

 

[An ashy lil fap hand]

What did she say when you pushed back her hemorrhoids and went out?
Must've been awkward

I just said "oops! My bad.". I put it back and asked "take 5?". And she just nodded and made a face like

 

[Kyle C. Barker]

No. It's basically you intestines. When they get inflamed the can poke out. They are painful. She already knew she had them. She probably pushed it in before you got there.