This nasty ass thread 

Lawd, take the wheel
uber me out of here

In a way, we're closer than ever, tho. There's a silver lining to all of this.bytch knew she had loose intestines. Whole time this nikka was eating her ass, she was hoping them shyt's didn't fall out
Too much detailProbably was flicking it with his tongue
Hemmorroid.
You had a hemmorroid in your mouth.
The fukk you supposed to do? Let it slip out ya ass?The usually happens in people who "push" when they go to the bathroom
Is that like a steroid?
I just said "oops! My bad.". I put it back and asked "take 5?". And she just nodded and made a face like![]()
The fukk you supposed to do? Let it slip out ya ass?
Yall got loose booties like that?![]()
You guys seem like a nice couple
Maybe you should buy her some foods high in fiber, get her a pretty water bottle or some shyt
That's my method. It's never failed before. Also, you seem to have good insight on this. The ice isn't working. Would heat work better than trying to freeze it?Probably was flicking it with his tongue
She just said push. Now u completely changing the circumstancesIf you got push really hard to release your bowels...uh...you got a problem...probably should drink cranberry juice..