I finally got my ass eating wake up call.

[Mwrex]

So the more I Google, the more info I get about a 'professional lapse'. Does this mean she's hiding something from me?

Don't worry, she sounds like an amateur

 

[Ikwa]

Eat feaces like a filthy animal brehs

 

[Black Barbie]

Oh mercy I'm dying. OP you need to make sure she has more fiber and ups her water intake. I really wasn't expecting to be laughing this hard when I entered this thread.

 

[An ashy lil fap hand]

Don't worry, she sounds like an amateur

she's in med school. So in a few years she'll be pro

 

[Aphrodite]

Hemmorroid.

You had a hemmorroid in your mouth.

 

[ChatGPT-5]

 

[ⒶⓁⒾⒶⓈ]

• Dont be skurred....Its Just a hemorrhoid polyp ...Just dribble it like a basketball with your tongue and push it back in like a 2 point tip in

 

[wickedsm]

fukk this thread.

fukk me for clicking and reading all of it too.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

So the more I Google, the more info I get about a 'professional lapse'. Does this mean she's hiding something from me?

U mean prolapse

 

[ⒶⓁⒾⒶⓈ]

I guess that's what being engaged is all about.

Exactly...get back in there.........you cant be "half assed" ..about this

 

[AyBrehHam Linkin]

Hemmorroid.

You had a hemmorroid in your mouth.

 

[An ashy lil fap hand]

U mean prolapse

I suppose. I didn't think she was into lapsing at all. Let alone a pro. Our bills are always paid on time and she's ahead on her payment on her 99 Taurus. It's almost paid off. This situation is really raising questions about her character.

 

[Critical Distance]

 

[Londilon]

This thread got me all disgusted

 

[Aphrodite]