I finally got my ass eating wake up call.

[ThaRealness]

This is a real life horror story

 

[JahFocus CS]

Hemmorroid.

You had a hemmorroid in your mouth.

 

[TheKid55]

Read this too fast and thought you were about to go on a diet.

Damn, OP

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

I LOOKED AT THE THREAD TITLE AND THEN THE USERNAME AND I WASN'T SURE WHICH ONE OF THEM GOT THE WAKE UP CALL. BUT AFTER READING I SAW THAT IT WAS HIM WHO WAS TONGUE BOXING THE ROID.

 

[mrfortune]

So yeah hemmroids will ruin the experience

 

[Charlie Hustle]

Hemmorroid.

You had a hemmorroid in your mouth.

 

[Breh13]

I can't eat this chicken.



The imagery.

 

[Neil Tyson]

Hemorrhoids are nothing, guys chill.

Sounds nasty to the uninformed tho

Thing about hemorrhoids, it makes it easier for the person who has it to get an STI because it's an open wound like herpes sores

If you tasted anything metallic then trust it's hemorrhoids

 

[earthwalka]

thanks for the warning breh... like I was ever gon eat ass anyways tho

 

[TKOK]

This thread is all sorts of disgusting.

 

[An ashy lil fap hand]

If you tasted anything metallic then trust it's hemorrhoids

I was humming 'bling bling' at the time. Perhaps it was providence of platinum. I always him that song when I eat ass because of the pinky ring line.

 

[CarltonJunior]

I might vomit.

 

[The_Unchosen_One]

What in the fukk is a butt tonsil?

 

[Bondye Vodou]

nikkaz need a "wake up call" to know that dey tongues ain't toilet paper. smh

 

[Edub]

I didn't swallow anything. I'm not sure what to call what came out. I just put it back in and hit the showers. I got web MD open in another tab. Basically, it looked like butt tonsils. I'm investigating.