I finally got my ass eating wake up call.

[An ashy lil fap hand]

What in the fukk is a butt tonsil?

It's kinda like wack a mole. And almond flavored. If you see one, just use ice.

 

[Edub]

I guess that's what being engaged is all about.

No...no it is not

 

[An ashy lil fap hand]

No...no it is not

Being married is about sacrifice, breh. It's a team sport.

 

[Blackrogue]

I didn't swallow anything. I'm not sure what to call what came out. I just put it back in and hit the showers. I got web MD open in another tab. Basically, it looked like butt tonsils. I'm investigating.

 

[An ashy lil fap hand]

Is that from a doctah suess?

 

[Blackrogue]

Maybe she had her culo blasted in the past
:scowl:

 

[Blackrogue]

Is that from a doctah suess?

Random google image of a turtle head

A distinct piece of feces pertruding out of a homosapiens rectum. The "piece" is slightly cone shaped and peeking out as would a common turtle from its shell.
Dude I gotta crap real bad, I got a turtle head!

 

[AITheAnswerAI]

 

[Ribbs]

Hemmorroid.

You had a hemmorroid in your mouth.

 

[Charlie Hustle]

If her innards are popping out of her chocolate starfish just from a little tongue action, her Hersey chocolate highway may have mileage on it that she hasn't disclosed to you OP. IJS

 

[The Emperor]

I didn't swallow anything. I'm not sure what to call what came out. I just put it back in and hit the showers. I got web MD open in another tab. Basically, it looked like butt tonsils. I'm investigating.

She's got hemrrhoids

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

The fukk you supposed to do? Let it slip out ya ass?

Yall got loose booties like that?

It's suppose to come out easily on its own. You shouldn't have to push

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

That's my method. It's never failed before. Also, you seem to have good insight on this. The ice isn't working. Would heat work better than trying to freeze it?

Leave it alone. You can't fix it from the outside.

 

[An ashy lil fap hand]

Please don't bring Africa into this

 

[Soundbwoy]

Hemmorroid.

You had a hemmorroid in your mouth.