I Fukkin Love Coffee, brehs.

[Black Magisterialness]

I cant stand people with overwhelming coffee breath
BTW is there ANYTHING white people love more than coffee? I honestly cannot think of one

Mints on deck...

and they love sleeping with their dogs in the bed, camping, and cultural appropriation more.......oh and Taylor Swift.

fukk all that bought shyt if it ain't an espresso from a nice cuban or italian place

Other than that

Bustelo all day

Some of these hipster spots are coming up though...I got some REEEEEAL nice Guatemala from my neighborhood spot last week...shyts have a champion aroma.

Cuban coffee in Miami

Had some in October when I was down there I think I like it better than Turkish.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

White people


I fix with some of it though. Ice Coffee, Cuban Coffee, I go to Starbucks like everyday (usually for food and the cute black chick in the window)

 

[Objection]

I used to wonder what was the big deal about coffee. Then I started working a 9-5. Now I gotta have my coffee every morning. nikka be aggravated as hell if I don't get my fix in the morning.

 

[Absolut da poet ®]

Coffee is piss to me

not in the sense that it tastes like piss (although I don't like the taste of it and usually dump a bunch of creamer in)

I literally have to piss within 5-10 mins after drinking it

I never get that caffeine boost that y'all experience .. in a bounce off the walls kind of way.

it just makes me feel normal when I'm dead tired... but the drawback is after about 10-15mins I feel dead tired again and worse than it did before I drank it

which forces me to drink more just to stay normal so I'm running to the bathroom the whole time

I like the smell but it's not worth the trouble to me

wish I could understand how people love it so much though

 

[intruder]

and they love sleeping with their dogs in the bed, camping, and cultural appropriation more.......oh and Taylor Swift.

Dogs
Racism
Ford trucks

NO, no and NO.

None of these things even touches their passion for coffee.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

the smell and taste of coffee is disgusting to me

 

[Black Magisterialness]

Coffee is piss to me

not in the sense that it tastes like piss (although I don't like the taste of it and usually dump a bunch of creamer in)

I literally have to piss within 5-10 mins after drinking it

I never get that caffeine boost that y'all experience .. in a bounce off the walls kind of way.

it just makes me feel normal when I'm dead tired... but the drawback is after about 10-15mins I feel dead tired again and worse than it did before I drank it

which forces me to drink more just to stay normal so I'm running to the bathroom the whole time

I like the smell but it's not worth the trouble to me

wish I could understand how people love it so much though

That's what its really supposed to do. The shyts not supposed to be a 5-hour Energy. Honestly, if you drink more and more lattes and espresso drinks then you get the taste and then you can graduate to standard coffee usually. I drink everything black if I get it. That's really the only way to tell the difference between beans. I can taste the difference between certain Ethiopian (which usually have a more fruity, light tastes. Even in the darker roasts) as opposed to say, most beans from South America which can be more earthy. I can get deep with the shyt breh.

NO, no and NO.

None of these things even touches their passion for coffee.

 

[GetInTheTruck]

bustelo or bust. fukk everything else.

 

[ALLiKNOWizPAIN]

What kind of equipment are you using to brew this?

A nespresso brewer I bought in spain

 

[FlyGuy]

NO, no and NO.

None of these things even touches their passion for coffee.

I can't front I'm Dominican coffee is life for my people

 

[Chef]

My dominican friend's mom makes coffee for us in those super small kettles. I don't know what the magic she uses but that shyt is amazing.

 

[Absolut da poet ®]

That's what its really supposed to do. The shyts not supposed to be a 5-hour Energy. Honestly, if you drink more and more lattes and espresso drinks then you get the taste and then you can graduate to standard coffee usually. I drink everything black if I get it. That's really the only way to tell the difference between beans. I can taste the difference between certain Ethiopian (which usually have a more fruity, light tastes. Even in the darker roasts) as opposed to say, most beans from South America which can be more earthy. I can get deep with the shyt breh.

Actually it's the exact reason why I use 5 hour Energy

it's the only thing that doesn't make me crash

I don't know how y'all can differentiate the taste

it all tastes the same to me.... terrible

 

[2 Up 2 Down]

The only time I drink coffee is if I'm dead ass tired at work with isn't that often.

 

[G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman]

I'm on the wave now.

 

[Clay Puppington]

COLD BREW GANG