Formerly Black Trash
Philosopher, Connoisseur, Future Legend
when I’ve actually worked
These are all slightly above minimum wage jobs so I’ve gotten away with it before
But their email said specifically make sure the dates are accurate
Or termination or your hire can be rescinded

I lied so I could get through the interview phase...told them I been working at my current gig for a year when it’s really been 3 months
My boss said he would cover for me
But now I’m gonna have to go looking through emails for old versions of my resume
In the past 2 years I’ve had
7 jobs
Including one I’ve left and came back
Judge me
These are all slightly above minimum wage jobs so I’ve gotten away with it before
But their email said specifically make sure the dates are accurate
Or termination or your hire can be rescinded

I lied so I could get through the interview phase...told them I been working at my current gig for a year when it’s really been 3 months
My boss said he would cover for me
But now I’m gonna have to go looking through emails for old versions of my resume
In the past 2 years I’ve had
7 jobs
Including one I’ve left and came back
Judge me
