I got a Big Loop-type story.

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Me and this Dude at my job (we'll call him "Brent") went to go do a delivery at this barn, and they had a ball court.

After we give the client the product and do all the paperwork, we shoot a few baskets with him.

"Brent" is just rainin' from long distance, yo. Like - he didn't miss a shot he took.
Dude is older, maybe about mid-40's, but he's about 6'5, and is in decent shape (n/h).
On the way back to work, I ask "Where did you get that shot from, yo??"


He said "Hell, I grew up on the farm...we didn't have anything to but shoot, fish, and grow corn...
I played hoops (he's white - they call it "hoops") in high school in college."


Me: "what school?"

"Missouri State. It was close to home, and if I went there I knew I could play. Kansas State offered me a
scholarship, but Rolando Blackman was already there, and he played my position so I knew I would have to
wait...."


Me: "...wait a minute...so that means that was probably around the time Mitch Richmond was about to go there?"

"Yeah..."

I was like "Dang, yo...Brent coulda legit been a shooting specialist in the Assoc in the 90s and retired by now...and he working at this mundane job with me...chilling..."

That's it.
 
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