I got jury duty brehs :francis:
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Detroit Wave
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last time i had it they had me and all the other potential jurors sitting in a room for 3 hours just to send us homeThankfully my jury duty got cancelled due to bad weather
shyt was a waste of time
A whole lot better then ending up in the jury box and sitting there the whole day and hoping you don’t get picked like me 4 years agolast time i had it they had me and all the other potential jurors sitting in a room for 3 hours just to send us home
shyt was a waste of time
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Detroit Wave
Veteran
i thought about checking yes to having covid but i know i wouldnt be able to come up with a fake positive test if they askedI was supposed to have jury duty in September
Accidentally submitted that I had COVID
They never contacted me since hahaha
SPACE IS FAKE
Say No To NASA!
they sent me a form i checked off no habla ingles n never heard from em again
the ultimate conundrum
you could just not go and nothing will happen.
i always feel an obligation to show up, but they always kick my ass off right away and i don't even indicate how i feel about anything one way or another. i actually want to be on a jury so bad, but nah. you gone.
you could just not go and nothing will happen.
i always feel an obligation to show up, but they always kick my ass off right away and i don't even indicate how i feel about anything one way or another. i actually want to be on a jury so bad, but nah. you gone.
Just did jury duty 2 weeks ago. Took 4 hours, but when they selected the 12, was holding my breath. sigh of relief after the selection and not getting selected
Dudes were high-fiving each other when we left, even the bailiff told us all "Y'all dodged a bullet!"
Dudes were high-fiving each other when we left, even the bailiff told us all "Y'all dodged a bullet!"
Literally call in sick, and theyll excuse you real qui k, especially during covid 
Detroit Wave
Veteran
i wish i could find out what the case was about beforehand. at least if its interesting i wouldnt mind goingthe ultimate conundrum
you could just not go and nothing will happen.
i always feel an obligation to show up, but they always kick my ass off right away and i don't even indicate how i feel about anything one way or another. i actually want to be on a jury so bad, but nah. you gone.
bourgeoisie tall freak
Superstar
and then your people get convicted and you post free them
Detroit Wave
Veteran
thats the only reason i never try to get out of going when i do get summonedand then your people get convicted and you post free them
Mr Bubbles
Superstar
Had to go last year. Was on phone standby for a week before being dismissed. I actually like the courthouse though. Hate having to take time out of my day to go but the waiting room up there has vending machines, TVs and computers.